LIVE - UK GENERAL ELECTION RESULTS 2019

[Lucille]

I went to uni in Glasgow, does that qualify me for Scottish citizenship? Cause I'm done with this SHITHOLE.

 

[Kala]

I went to uni in Glasgow, does that qualify me for Scottish citizenship? Cause I'm done with this SHITHOLE.

Did you not fancy staying after graduation?

 

[VoR]

Even at the height of Thatcherism, seats were staunchly red that will go Blue tonight.

Nightmarish.

 

[dmlaw]

Oh, the Brexiteers are every bit as delusional as they ever were. How will this give Johnson a stronger negotiating position?

 

[Kate]

I was born in Scotland so I am sorted. I just have to decide Glasgow or Edinburgh. Which has the best indie/80s clubs?

 

[Lucille]

Did you not fancy staying after graduation?

It was always my backup plan if I never made it London.

So see ya down POLO LOUNGE soon hun.

 

[Kala]

I was born in Scotland so I am sorted. I just have to decide Glasgow or Edinburgh. Which has the best indie/80s clubs?

Glasgow of course!

 

[Rita]

Did Wales predominantly vote to leave?

 

[Lucille]

I don't know who's being interviewed on the BBC right now but his accent is DELICIOUS.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Any of us can live in Scotland.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Did Wales predominantly vote to leave?

yes

 

[dmlaw]

I should be able to get a Scottish passport but moving there would be a bit challenging because of how different the law is. I CAN LEARN THOUGH.

 

[Rita]

If we don’t vote to go independent then I SWEAR I am fucking off from here.

 

[Rita]

I don't know who's being interviewed on the BBC right now but his accent is DELICIOUS.

The DUP fella? You must be PISSED.

 

[ButterTart]

What the fuck do we do now? I feel so genuinely BEREFT that the only thing that gives me the merest glimmer of comfort is the knowledge that the CUNTS who voted for this will be the ones who suffer the most because of it. When they all die and are safely burning in Hell, then we might start to get our country back.

I hoped against hope that the Exit Poll would be wrong. But if Blyth fucking Valley is even close to turning blue, the outlook is absolutely bleak.

The most horrifying thing is how close it was. The pro-decency parties were fairly equal with the shitcunt filth parties. Yet not one of the votes cast by their supporters will matter now.

 

[Kala]

Sir John Curtice on screen now. I'm sure I saw him the other week crossing George Square here in Glasgow.

 

[ButterTart]

I don't know why I quoted myself in the above comment.

 

[dmlaw]

Oh, they're expecting that monster from Hastings to win her seat. How could they?

 

[SDF]

This is just awful

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The most horrifying thing is how close it was. The pro-decency parties were fairly equal with the shitcunt filth parties. Yet not one of the votes cast by their supporters will matter now.

Farage withdrawing looks like its won for the Tories. Which I believe is exactly what I predicted.

 

[dmlaw]

The most horrifying thing is how close it was. The pro-decency parties were fairly equal with the shitcunt filth parties. Yet not one of the votes cast by their supporters will matter now.

This is a very good point. We've noted that the Lib Dem and Green votes could have saved Labour in Blyth Valley but when the Tories and Brexit Party are combined there is actually a pro-cunt majority.

 

[GNL]

Batley & Spen looking set to go Tory three years after a Brexiteer murdered Jo Cox...

 

[Rita]

Batley & Spen looking set to go Tory three years after a Brexiteer murdered Jo Cox...

That just turned my stomach. Absolutely VILE, VILE people.

 

[dmlaw]

Andrew Neil seems to be enjoying himself. 'I'm sure the peerage is on its way' to Nicholas Soames.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Batley & Spen looking set to go Tory three years after a Brexiteer murdered Jo Cox...

Murdered again.

 

[Lucille]

The DUP fella? You must be PISSED.

Not enough!

 

[Rita]

MORE VOTES PLEASE.

 

[VoR]

Batley & Spen looking set to go Tory three years after a Brexiteer murdered Jo Cox...

Oh my God.

 

[Kate]

WHY IS FUCKING HOEY STILL THERE

 

[dmlaw]

Fucking Kate Hoey. Is she here because she's Labour and that makes things balanced? She was expelled. She doesn't represent Labour. She represents ignorant anti-immigrant bigotry. I cannot take her being given a national platform to congratulate herself.

 

[dmlaw]

Give the Conservatives a chance? They've been in power for nine years, you cunt.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Batley and Spen going Tory would just destroy me

 

[Lucille]

Did you not fancy staying after graduation?

I loved it, I went to London to earn more money, but genuinely think I'd be happier if I'd stayed. Like I said, I would go back there if I don't end up on a good salary down here by the time I'm 35.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

To quote The Good Place "THIS is the bad place".

 

[VoR]

Batley and Spen going Tory would just destroy me

It's pushed me from numb to tears.

 

[Rita]

Why do we get some votes so quickly for some areas, but have to wait until 3am for my area? Is it to pad out the night?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Why do we get some votes so quickly for some areas, but have to wait until 3am for my area? Is it to pad out the night?

Jeremy Corbyn.

 

[Lucille]

My boss offered me a diazepam earlier, and I foolishly DECLINED.

 

[Rita]

Jeremy Corbyn.

What about him?

 

[VoR]

Sunderland Central - Labour hold, but 13% down and a 12% swing to the BREXIT PARTY.

Well, you're going to get what you wanted you absolute fucking cunts.