Popped to Asda for a few bits, it was a nightmare, I had to queue for fifteen minutes just to get to the till! Old bloke behind me in the queue complained that this "wasn't his job" so I asked whose it was and it turns out it's his wife's job but she's in bed ill and he bets that she's going to complain that he's bought all of the wrong things (he had apples, bananas, fishcakes, pears and potatoes on his list). I checked that it was vegetarian fishcakes she'd asked for. He'd picked up Linda McCartney ones so I had to explain there was no fish in them even though they were called fishcakes, he thought vegetarian meant they didn't have any animal meat in them and then told him where the proper fishcakes with fish in them lived, told him to get rid of three of his bananas and swap them for nicer ones, made sure it was Granny Smith apples she wanted, they weren't for cooking but for eating so I made him take those back and he came back with pink ladies so I hope all is good when he gets home.