The Moopy Banner - POLL TIME

[K.C.]

Jasmine Masters plz

 

[Rita]

Poor Nadia and Saira.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Voted

 

[octophone]

Last call! Looks like double figures are needed.

 

[Zu]

Poor Nadia and Saira.

Just can’t believe the ugly misogyny in this chat lounge

TAKE A LOOK AT YOURSELVES

 

[Lucille]

Glad that the Sexual Goose took the popular vote.

 

[K.C.]

Vinegar Strokes? Really? I can't with some of y'all

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Vinegar Strokes? Really? I can't with some of y'all

Don't worry none of us can with you at all ever.

 

[Lucille]

Calm down dear she scored ONE VOTE.

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[K.C.]

Don't worry none of us can with you at all ever.

Oh so that was your vote. Sounds about right

 

[Rita]

Is @Rachey finally getting her name in lights...?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh so that was your vote. Sounds about right

nope. Just that you're throwing shit over one vote.

 

[Rita]

Well maybe not quite in LIGHTS per se...

 

[Rita]

Actually not even her name. As the Dundonian’s put it so eloquently - “her coupon”.

 

[K.C.]

nope. Just that you're throwing shit over one vote.

Sure, yeah!

 

[octophone]

CLOSED!

MOOPY HAS SPOKEN.

It's now over to @Mugatu to see how many of our top picks can make it into the banner.

The joint winners with 19 votes each are and @The Sexual Goose. Justice.

 

[octophone]

Is @Rachey finally getting her name in lights...?

I don't think she's got enough votes in the event plus this would only happen with her express permission.

 

[Mugatu]

CLOSED!

MOOPY HAS SPOKEN.

It's now over to @Mugatu to see how many of our top picks can make it into the banner.

The joint winners with 19 votes each are and @The Sexual Goose. Justice.

Great. I'll start putting something together tomorrow.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The lack of Eurovision there is remorseful.

 

[K.C.]

I love it. It's no surprise that the winners are ones that everybody knows.

 

[lolly]

HONK

 

[Dark Carnival]

The lack of Eurovision there is remorseful.

We (I) actually need Hatari!

 

[Rita]

WHO VOTED FOR BIGGINS?

 

[Kala]

Why didn’t anyone respond to my query about why Lisa Scott-Lee was even up for a vote in the first place?

 

[Mugatu]

Why didn’t anyone respond to my query about why Lisa Scott-Lee was even up for a vote in the first place?

It wasn't my call, sorry. These serious matters are reserved for the admin team.

 

[Zu]

WHO VOTED FOR BIGGINS?

I did promise not to tell with my hand on my heart and I may well have accepted a cash bung but it was @Suomi

 

[Kala]

It wasn't my call, sorry. These serious matters are reserved for the admin team.

As long as she makes the cut we will say no more about it. I wouldn’t want it to come between us.

 

[Mugatu]

LSL is obviously staying as the banner's emotional centrepiece, but I can't remember who the other permanent status people are (the ones not in the poll).

From left to right, the ones not included in the voting were Moira and her pig, Cilla, Marge, Princess Di, LSL, Kylie, Joanne, Annie Lennox, agog Kelly Llorenna gay (but curiously not Kelly Llorenna ), Angela Lansbury, Dian Abot, Mariah Carey, and the internet safety crocodile. Does this sound right to you all?

I'll update the KEY PLAYER photos and regrettably, find a way to incorporate Eurovision. They are the forum's most powerful special interest group.

 

[K.C.]

That Lisa SL, a veteran banner member, has to go up against Vinegar Strokes is a travesty.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Kelly Llorenna SWEPT the board on the voting.

She is the very heart of Moopy

 

[Mugatu]

Who I'll be swearing in, as it stands:

Rustie Lee - 11 votes, but an important link to the Celebdaq heritage, particularly since Su and Faloola have now been #cancelled
Lauren Harries - 13 votes, the Welsh Marilyn
Kelly Llorenna - 18 votes, indispensable
Pete Burns - 17 votes, as above
Greta Thunberg - 19 votes, can't really argue with it, even if I want to. All I'm saying is that she really poses no threat to the neoliberal global order
Emily Thornberry - 12 votes, possibly as a substitute for Dianne Abbatt
Kim Woodburn - 16 votes
Lisa Scott-Lee - 11 votes, but should have been an auto-qualifier IMO and I don't really know what else to put in her spot
Celine Dion - 18 votes
Cher - 18 votes, indispensable
Judi Dench (in Cats) - 13 votes, if I can find a good-enough picture
The Sexual Goose - 19 votes, HONK

I think below 12 votes, it'll generally be a case for finding space for them, but I'll try to pick people who everyone knows. Someone should have suggested Daddy Bernie in place of Corbyn but I'm sure bigger things are to come in 2020 on that count.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Drag Race ELIMINATED.

 

[lolly]

Drag Race ELIMINATED.

Bit of a shame

Can we drag up The Sexual Goose?

 

[Mugatu]

How powerful is the Drag Race lobby on here? Will I wake up with a horse's head in my bed? The Eurovision people are very sinister.

 

[Zu]

I’d say DEFINITELY replace Daine Abot with the sumptuous queen of hauteur

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I assume the misspelling of Diane Abutt is a pun.

 

[Zu]

The Eurovision people are very sinister.

They’re very frightening indeed and some would say not entirely human. Be very scared. One of them has a WAND

 

[Mugatu]

I assume the misspelling of Diane Abutt is a pun.

It's a self-indulgent personal meme, I regularly see people butchering her name on Twitter and in newspapers.

I still have no idea where Cherly Cole (and her lesser-seen cousin, Merly Streep) comes from, but I like all three.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

We also have Janft.

There's also Rainup Shitter which isn't quite the same but I like anyway.