Wednesday is NOT a heteronormative relationship model

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[Zu]

I heard some kids saying PRAT, CRAP and TEAT the other day. Won’t be saying it again. Stabbed ‘em

 

[jivafox]

I once told a teenage boy student not to spit on the floor because it was gross and “girls don’t like that” and he said “they like it when I spit on their pussy.”

Well THAT TOLD ME.

 

[Rita]

I heard some kids saying PRAT, CRAP and TEAT the other day. Won’t be saying it again. Stabbed ‘em

This language was a lot more colourful than THAT.

 

[lolly]

I would pick them up on it! When someone uses foul language at work infront of me I'll always say something, even if it's a customer.

I actively encourage it.

 

[Zu]

This language was a lot more colourful than THAT.

Please God not BASTARD or QUIM

 

[jivafox]

Speaking of QUIM have we seen the winner of the BAD SEX AWARD?

 

[Shirley]

Lovely

That whiskey has STOPPED ME COUGHING ALL RIGHT. HOORAH FOR SCOTLAND

 

[lolly]

I've discovered the last two nights that half a bottle of sherry is a viable alternative to turning the heating up

 

[big ron]

Lovely

That whiskey has STOPPED ME COUGHING ALL RIGHT. HOORAH FOR SCOTLAND

Not to be a pedant but if its Scottish its whisky. If its Irish its Whiskey.

 

[big ron]

Actually I really wanted to be a pedant.

 

[Kate]

About the whisky, Rosie or my bowels?

I’ll give you the Rosie update. The only joke that got gasps from the audience

“I’m a triple threat. I’m disabled, I’m gay and I’m a prick.
The BBC LOVE me.
I should really have been called Diversity. That name was already taken. My audition for them did not go well.

I shouldn’t have blacked up”

 

[Zu]

Poo update now please luv

 

[Zu]

The new people in Flat 1 are currently erecting an ugly and pointless fence, as you do at this time of night. I think a kettle of boiling water tipped over them from my third floor balcony might resolve this matter to my satisfaction

 

[SDF]

There’s only one thing worth erecting at this time of night and it’s certainly not a fence

 

[Zu]

And also I do - very handily - have a recently emptied wine bottle which can quite easily be THROWN

 

[Zu]

There’s only one thing worth erecting at this time of night and it’s certainly not a fence

WELL QUITE!

 

[SDF]

Knock the fence down at 5am x

 

[Zu]

Knock the fence down at 5am x

Temptress! What a super idea. It’ll clearly only require a very limp kick given the general state of the MATERIALS. Might just do that

 

[SDF]

Welcome to the neighbourhood loves

 

[Kate]

Poo update now please luv

I had one of those annoying squidgey ones today that takes half a toilet roll to get a clean wipe.

 

[Diddy]

With me, YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN, OR WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO GET

I think that’s called the Box of Chocolates

 

[octophone]

I’ll give you the Rosie update. The only joke that got gasps from the audience

“I’m a triple threat. I’m disabled, I’m gay and I’m a prick.
The BBC LOVE me.
I should really have been called Diversity. That name was already taken. My audition for them did not go well.

I shouldn’t have blacked up”

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That's amazing. I loved her on Hypothetical and The News Quiz.