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octophone

octophone

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Hello.

They've been painting in here overnight so everyone is going to have headaches from the fumes. Even if they don't, they will (if you acquire my drift).
 
You were in my dream last night octy, leading a mountain bike tour. I had a dodgy bike and kept going over the handlebars. I was speaking with a russian accent and pretending to be partially deaf for some reason.
 
My office is infested with baby spiders. I’m fuming.
 
Send those spiders up here, I could be doing with getting out of my meeting today :disco:
 
I’ve just hoovered them up and carried on.

All this spidercide and me a vegetarian
 
big ron said:
You were in my dream last night octy, leading a mountain bike tour. I had a dodgy bike and kept going over the handlebars. I was speaking with a russian accent and pretending to be partially deaf for some reason.
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Like all dreams, this is about sex. The bike indicates your desire to ride me roughly, preferably in the open air. Your dodgy bike represents concerns about being able to perform. The accent and deafness are your desire to keep the relationship covert.

That'll be £80.
 
I thought 'oh what a nice day to do some essay writing from bed'. However the neighbours thought 'oh what a nice day to replace our boiler using a pneumatic earthquake simulator'.
 
octophone said:
Like all dreams, this is about sex. The bike indicates your desire to ride me roughly, preferably in the open air. Your dodgy bike represents concerns about being able to perform. The accent and deafness are your desire to keep the relationship covert.

That'll be £80.
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To be fair nearly all my dreams are about sex. I'll give you a bag of chips.
 
I'm supposed to be doing a call with someone in 10 minutes who's emails are a strong indicator they have a very rough grasp on the English language. I don't know what to do.
 
It’ll be fine. Written is a lot harder than spoken for many.
 
Can you not just tell him to leave the drugs in the hollow tree in the park?
 
Sheena said:
It’ll be fine. Written is a lot harder than spoken for many.
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So it would appear, it wasn't TOO painful. I should be more sympathetic considering I bumbled my way through a foreign country for near on 5 years.
 
I did not expect to wake up to quite so much snow. The local weather man that I follow said we would be lucky to get a SPRINKLE.
 
My dog, who is 12 next month and has had arthritis since she was 7 was so excited to see snow this morning. She was running, bouncing, and jumping on her back legs to catch snowballs. HAS SHE HAD A MIRACULOUS RECOVERY?? :o
 
By the sounds of it, he's earning that life insurance payout.
 
Rita said:
My dog, who is 12 next month and has had arthritis since she was 7 was so excited to see snow this morning. She was running, bouncing, and jumping on her back legs to catch snowballs. HAS SHE HAD A MIRACULOUS RECOVERY?? :o
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Aww <3
 
Ohh look Nans on telly, talking about erm, getting bummed sideways. :|
 
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