Wednesday makes a commemorative tea towel

Kate said:
What is this Martini FASCISM. I will fight anyone who says Espresso Martinis are not legit.
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They don't even have any Martini in them. FUCK ESPRESSO MARTINIS.
 
I love espresso

I like Martini

Espresso Martinis however are RANK
 
I'm pretty sure Espresso Martini have a few songs on one of those themed compilations Saint Etienne put together.
 
Had to chuck a 12 quid leg of lamb in the bin last night because Mr F, who was supposed to be cooking it, ruined it with fuckwittery. Didn't have it for Sunday dinner so I said if he cooked it whilst I was at work one day and prepped the veg for me I'd finish cooking it when I got home. So I arrived home, the oven was on and he said that he'd put the lamb in at 5 and it was due out at 7 (much too late but I said nowt because he was helping). At 6 o'clock I opened the oven and took out the roasting tin to baste it and discovered that he'd got the leg out of the packaging, put some salt and pepper on, drenched it in Worcester sauce (WTF?) and then wrapped it tightly in three layers of tinfoil. It stank of vinegar when I opened it. No idea why he did it, he said he just did what he thought I did. Told him that he should be ashamed of himself because we've been together thirty years and, as a very conservative estimate, I cook four legs of lamb a year so that's 120 legs of lamb that I've cooked and he's been nowhere in sight to see how it's done. So last night's tea was carrots, broccoli, cauliflower and sprouts with gravy.

Finished off by saying Google is your friend or just ring me next time and ask.
 
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