Moopyvision 2010-2019 Round 6: Armenia, Iceland & Moldova

[Alla]

I just voted though it's probably too late.

As ever, all votes submitted before I start the results are valid.

 

[dmlaw]

Not convince we're getting results today. Most of the East Coast trains are cancelled or delayed by the storm.

Stay safe, VoR.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

@VoR to confirm any delays please. If flooding and travel disruption should disrupt we need advance notice so we can develop major addictions so we can cope.

 

[ButterTart]

Getting uproariously shitfaced the night before starting a new job I can understand, but risking public transport despite being knowing FULL WELL that Superbreeze Chiara was imminent? It's like he doesn't care that we've all cancelled plans to BE HERE.

 

[Zu]

@VoR to confirm any delays please. If flooding and travel disruption should disrupt we need advance notice do we can develop major addictions so we can cope.

I’ve got my crack pipe at the ready and am (very generously) willing to share a few small crumbs via PM with other devastated members of the chat lounge club

 

[Zu]

Oh thank goodness, apparently Deliveroo do KROKODIL

 

[D5K]

Ou est VoR? Wo ist VoR?

 

[Zu]

It's like he doesn't care that we've all cancelled plans to BE HERE.

IKR. I cancelled supper with Elaine - yes, that’s ELAINE PAIGE DARLINGS - and Dame Selina Scott. Sumptuous £5.49 buffet, all in

 

[win_the_game]

I’ve got my crack pipe at the ready and am (very generously) willing to share a few small crumbs via PM with other devastated members of the chat lounge club

Check your inbox love! Now that Sanremo has finished, developing a life threatening crack habit would certainly help the EVENINGS pass.

 

[Penelope]

I hear VoR's DEAD (AGAIN)

 

[Zu]

Oh NOT AGAIN! Pissed silly with her knickers on the floor and knackers to the gust more like

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I heard his train was SWEPT AWAY INTO A SWOLLEN RIVER. Many dead.

Not reported though because it's the north and the media is focusing on BRAVE LONDONERS FACING BUSES and having to be at Euston on Sunday and Tie Rack is SHUT.

 

[Alla]

Did VoR apologise on screen before dying?

 

[Zu]

Please God not TIE RACK! Where on earth am I going to buy my cufflinks?

 

[ButterTart]

IKR. I cancelled supper with Elaine - yes, that’s ELAINE PAIGE DARLINGS - and Dame Selina Scott. Sumptuous £5.49 buffet, all in

I know, Michael Buerk will never ask me to be on his quiz team ever again. Sunday afternoons at the Lamb and Flag with him and Jenny Powell used to be my weekly treat, but then along came VoR to drive a wedge.

 

[VoR]

OK, so I'm currently stuck in London Kings Cross on a 'Waiting Train' which may or may not get me on an actual train at 18.30 (Running at half speed and doubless packed like a sardine).

I have a table right now so I can make a start, but I can't promise that I'll be able to finish. Thank you for your patience at this difficult time.

 

[D5K]

OK, so I'm currently stuck in London Kings Cross on a 'Waiting Train' which may or may not get me on an actual train at 18.30 (Running at half speed and doubless packed like a sardine).

I have a table right now so I can make a start, but I can't promise that I'll be able to finish. Thank you for your patience at this difficult time.

Interested to know what your fellow passengers make of our rankings.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

OK, so I'm currently stuck in London Kings Cross on a 'Waiting Train' which may or may not get me on an actual train at 18.30 (Running at half speed and doubless packed like a sardine).

I have a table right now so I can make a start, but I can't promise that I'll be able to finish. Thank you for your patience at this difficult time.

Thoughts and prayers.

 

[Zu]

I expect poor @Penelope is already horsed off her once-tender and now horribly mauled and distended fanny

@ButterTart I do hope you’ve got the YUM YUMS IN

 

[VoR]

Bear with while I input the 14 people who voted today

 

[ButterTart]

I expect poor @Penelope is already horsed off her once-tender and now horribly mauled and distended fanny

@ButterTart I do hope you’ve got the YUM YUMS IN

I've got BN BNs, a multipack of Quavers and just a dab of low-grade heroin. I'm ready.

 

[Zu]

@Suomi love, just in case it all goes tits up, make sure you get those 4 juice boxes at the ready

 

[D5K]

I've got BN BNs, a multipack of Quavers and just a dab of low-grade heroin. I'm ready.

I hope you're sending some of those over to Euston as a care package for VoR.

 

[lolly]

You'll all be pleased to know that I've got a huge supply of naloxone in my work bag, and I've been busy practising on oranges.

Overdoses for everyone!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I hope you're sending some of those over to Euston as a care package for VoR.

Don't worry about the smack though. No Tie Rack makes that a no no.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'll have a rummage through Mr Ag's bedside table. There's bound to be something that will leave me dribbling.

 

[ButterTart]

I hope you're sending some of those over to Euston as a care package for VoR.

I would have, but I've no way of getting them to him. I'll just have them myself and describe them to him as I go.

 

[Penelope]

I've just heard on the wireless that Storm Ciara has TAKEN OUT MICROSOFT EXCEL

 

[dmlaw]

Storm Ciara very much not bringing the goodies.

 

[Zu]

I've just heard on the wireless that Storm Ciara has TAKEN OUT MICROSOFT EXCEL

What a vile and angry wind. Try as I might with the knobs on my transistor, I can’t get any reception from RADIO LUXEMBOURG!

 

[Penelope]

A VIOLENT WIND on theme with Apricot Stone

 

[Alla]

Is the weather that bad there now? Stay safe, my thoughts from a warm and very sunny Spain.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What a vile and angry wind. Try as I might with the knobs on my transistor, I can’t get any reception from RADIO LUXEMBOURG!

Tony Blackburn has DROWNED live on air while playing the latest by Esther and Abi Ofarim.

Oh well.

 

[Zu]

Is the weather that bad there now? Stay safe, my thoughts from a warm and very sunny Spain.

It’s not too bad. Everyone’s windows have been blown out, there’s been two metres of rain, and rats the size of donkeys have escaped the sewage pipes and are prowling the streets but it’s fine apart from that

 

[Alla]

It’s not too bad. Everyone’s windows have been blown out, there’s been two metres of rain, and rats the size of donkeys have escaped the sewage outlets and are prowling the streets but it’s fine apart from that

That's ok as long as we get this done. Hurry up VoR before you die.

 

[Penelope]

I've just heard on the wireless that Storm Ciara has TAKEN OUT VoR

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I've just heard on the wireless that Storm Ciara has TAKEN OUT VoR

On a positive note wiwibloggs have DROWNED.

 

[Zu]

Perhaps @Suomi would like to stir a few pots while we’re waiting

Goodness knows @ButterTart’s Superkings won’t last forever and if he has to go out for more, he’ll almost certainly DROWN!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

So many people may have DIED due to this.

 

[octophone]

Does this mean we're getting a second volume of VoR's Classic Scrapes?