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Mother in law sent me this on whatsapp this morning :)

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Morning. After 6 weeks of working my arse off I have no motivation today, but because I'm on holiday next week I best get shit done. Ergh.
 
It’s my last week in this job and I would say FUCK IT I’m putting in minimal effort but to be honest it’s been that way since last October.
 
I’d like to wish everyone a Happy Teddy Day and in an exclusive, never to be repeated lucky dipper, I’ve chosen a random name out of the trilby and @ButterTart will receive a FREE 25g bar of Dairy Milk in return for nudes
 
It is of course always indigestion, but my brain doesn't work like that.
 
Good Morning darlings. I am heading out for a facial (:ken:) followed by getting my nails done. FUCK THE SNOW.
 
Zu-Klara said:
I’d like to wish everyone a Happy Teddy Day and in an exclusive, never to be repeated lucky dipper, I’ve chosen a random name out of the trilby and @ButterTart will receive a FREE 25g bar of Dairy Milk in return for nudes
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From what I hear, our BT would need an airport sized Toblerone to keep his essentials covered...
 
I'm having a facial on Thursday but it's an ouchie one rather than a pampering one. Dentist today.

God I know how to look after myself, don't I? :manson:
 
Sheena said:
One night, off my tits on MDMA and trying desperately to get my floppy to do something, I recorded 5000 steps. :disco:
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Good grief. Yr poor knob much have been like an out-of date pork shish kebab after that.
 
Sheena said:
One night, off my tits on MDMA and trying desperately to get my floppy to do something, I recorded 5000 steps. :disco:
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Haha I know that feeling. Fucking amazing when you get something out of it 2 hours later though.
 
octophone said:
Electrolysis. Need a top up. I do get a peel every so often and microdermabrasion.
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Ouch.

I haven’t had a microdermabrasion in a while. A crystal microdermabrasion is great, but my skin has been playing ball for the past while. No Botox for over 2 years either.
 
big ron said:
Haha I know that feeling. Fucking amazing when you get something out of it 2 hours later though.
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AIN'T IT JUST.

Nothing like a good GROPE OF YOUR LITTLE SOLDIER whilst off your tits :disco:
 
Star said:
This is why old(er) people shouldn't be on whatsapp.
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My mother's FB feed is a torrent of saccharine memes. I feel very obliged to like as half of them are about how much she loves her sons.

Although she seems more occupied with the W.I. and aqua aerobics right now :disco:
 
octophone said:
From what I hear, our BT would need an airport sized Toblerone to keep his essentials covered...
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God bless you. In reality a finger of fudge really is just enough*, but this will be remembered for MoopyRate all the same.

*this is a shit joke about penis length, it does not mean I approve of slipping an exploratory digit into a bumhole.
 
The trains are all to pot, so it’s looking like I’ll be slumming it on a bus replacement service :(
 
I've just been SNICKERING in the office while reading about MICROMANAGEMENT. On a more serious note it's a wonder that 20 YEARS of it hasn't actually KILLED ME.
 
It appears I have an ATHLETIC resting heart rate.
 
Weather still shit awful here so doing some archiving. Some pals have recently reported difficulties in getting some CDRs to read and play. I always used good product myself but I'm backing up a bunch of the older ones whose content I would dearly miss.
 
It's been QUITE ALRIGHT here today, but now the wind is picking up again and whistling around my office and the rain has restarted. It's not being conducive to making me do anything but go home and watch tv with bad food this evening.
 
I decided to work from home this morning which was a wise decision. It’s blowing a blizzard out there at the moment. Sod commuting in that.
 
They reopened the lines and thankfully I got back to Glasgow. :disco:
 
I can't believe anyone is Scotland could watch a building collapse without swearing. "OOooooohhhhhhHHH!". Must have been tourists.
 
It’s a guesthouse in Hawick. Apparently guests were staying at the time but had popped out. That was lucky.
 
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