Wednesday destroys the universe with single live performance!

for the record, i have to say i quite like wednesday. mostly for the fussy way it spells its name.
 
Hexametromania?

If my neighbour turns that hoover on ONCE MORE, I’m going down there to give him a good tHUMP

:)
 
It’s my last day off before back to work. :(

at least it’s only two days until the weekend
 
Hi gays. Last night I went to a very silly museum and saw KYLIIIIIIEEEEE'S poo.

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I just got an overhaul on one of my teeth that was treacherously being bad inside without me realising. Backstabbing me behind my BACK!

I thought my recent barrage(?) of blowjobs would’ve prepared me for the last hour of oral surgery but I spent the best part of an hour trying to pass through the chair like T-1000. But I heard Sarah McLachlan’s Surfacing one and a half times. Is Surfacing the one with “In the arms of the angel”?
 
I am absolutely over this weather. We've just had a massive sudden hailstorm and the ground outside is white. Go away!
 
I was tempted to take this week OFF but I didn't because the weather looked so SHITTY but in fact it's not been AT ALL BAD :evil:
 
Good morning my darlings. I have a poorly boy today, so I am making some chicken soup and catering to his every need. My poor little baby. :(
 
Ugh with a still semi-anaesthetised mouth, I really needed to eat some dinner. I thought sushi would be easy to eat, but it turns out it’s also easy to chew the fuck out of the inside of your cheek without feeling anything

That’s going to feel like total shit soon isn’t it :(
 
Rita said:
Still my baby Ronald! :oi:
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When I was 14 I got knocked off my bike by a car on a busy road doing my paper round. I had to limp home dragging the bike as it was mangled and wouldn't ride. My Mum took one look at me and told me to get on my Dads bike and get to school.
 
big ron said:
When I was 14 I got knocked off my bike by a car on a busy road doing my paper round. I had to limp home dragging the bike as it was mangled and wouldn't ride. My Mum took one look at me and told me to get on my Dads bike and get to school.
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Wow your mother is savage. I just need to get the puppy dog eyes and I’ll give mine a week off. :D
 
big ron said:
When I was 14 I got knocked off my bike by a car on a busy road doing my paper round. I had to limp home dragging the bike as it was mangled and wouldn't ride. My Mum took one look at me and told me to get on my Dads bike and get to school.
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mine were the same. and i am grateful for it.
 
Rita said:
Wow your mother is savage. I just need to get the puppy dog eyes and I’ll give mine a week off. :D
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I was one of those kids who did the whole year with no days off.
 
Careful you don't ruin him for future partners. Unless you want him to stay at home FOREVER :o
 
big ron said:
I was one of those kids who did the whole year with no days off.
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My daughter rarely had a day off school. The young lad is completely different. I am sure he will have perked up by the time he’s playing football on Friday.
 
Kate said:
Careful you don't ruin him for future partners. Unless you want him to stay at home FOREVER :o
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OH NO! I am counting down the days until my ball and chains leave me to live a life of solitude.
 
Spotted a gap in the clouds so went out because I was getting a bit stir crazy - sure enough, within 15 minutes it was fucking pelting with hail. Still, sunny now and rather bracing. Better.
 
BORED NOW

I'm just waiting for the BOSS and MADAM to go to the BANK for THREE HOURS this afternoon to discuss the PRUDENT INVESTMENT of their PERSONAL MILLIONS, then I'm going to do SOMETHING WILD (talk to NICOLA about another FASCINATING PROJECT)

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God that photo makes me DEPRESSED

I what I'd give to be able to grow a QUIFF and MUTTON CHOPS like that :(
 
We just got an email about how to prepare for the plague. Sounds fun.
 
They've put a load of information signs in the toilets about how to wash your hands

for fucks sake
 
"Consider taking your laptop home to allow flexibility to work from home if required."

OK I WILL THANKS
 
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