Wednesday destroys the universe with single live performance!

[ButterTart]

We’ve had nothing, which leads me to believe they’re quite happy to let us all die and save a few quid in wages.

 

[floppet]

They said on the radio earlier that 80% of Coronavirus infections are very mild and likened it to having a cold. I'm not scared, we're made of sterner stuff oop north.

 

[Sheena]

EVENING DEARS

I've had a LOVELY day at work, which was a REFRESHING CHANGE, have whipped up a nutritious mushroom and edamame bean Chinese-style curry for dinner and I'm listening to Agnes, browsing Moopy and playing poker online.

HOW WAS YOUR DAY?

 

[floppet]

I've been craving fat again today, it's very disconcerting. Going to take a bag of crisps and a bag of Wispa Bites up to bed with me, that should sort it. If Mr F was upstairs being ill I'd sneak to McDs using the "just popping to Tesco" excuse but he's in the living room and the last time I secretly waffled a small bag of chips on a dog walk he knew. He said he could smell them on me God damn you fat-free diet!

 

[octophone]

Chips carry a very specific smell. Anytime someone has chips at their desk in our office, everyone just *knows*.

 

[Sheena]

I've moved onto the long forgotten Nina Persson from the Cardigans solo album "Animal Heart" which is not only marvellous, but reminds me of the time I wanked off a bloke up the back of the Shepherd's Bush Empire during the accompanying tour.

HAPPY DAYS.

 

[octophone]

I've moved onto the long forgotten Nina Persson from the Cardigans solo album "Animal Heart" which is not only marvellous, but reminds me of the time I wanked off a bloke up the back of the Shepherd's Bush Empire during the accompanying tour.

HAPPY DAYS.

So many possible avenues of conversation...

 

[Sheena]

So many possible avenues of conversation...

Let's face it, I'm TRYING FFS

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I've moved onto the long forgotten Nina Persson from the Cardigans solo album "Animal Heart" which is not only marvellous, but reminds me of the time I wanked off a bloke up the back of the Shepherd's Bush Empire during the accompanying tour.

HAPPY DAYS.

Your hand job had an accompanying tour?

I say it like I'm SHOCKED. Of course it did.

 

[octophone]

I had no idea Nina Persson had made a solo album. I was aware of A Camp but not this.

Are there other iconic venues where you have either given or received a Jodrell, @Sheena ?

 

[Sheena]

I had no idea Nina Persson had made a solo album. I was aware of A Camp but not this.

It's a nice little set, to be honest. I prefer the A*Camp stuff, absolutely, but it's almost as good.

NINA PERSSON IN TOTALITY ALBUM RATE

1. The Cardigans- Long Gone Before Daylight
2. The Cardigans- Gran Turismo
3. A*Camp- Colonia
4. The Cardigans- Super Extra Gravity
5. A*Camp- A*Camp
6. Nina Persson- Animal Heart
7. The Cardigans- Life
8. The Cardigans- Emmerdale
9. The Cardigans- First Band On The Moon

 

[Sheena]

Are there other iconic venues where you have either given or received a Jodrell, @Sheena ?

PLENTY but non- gig related, sadly.

SHEENA HAND JOB LOCATION RATE

1. Shepherd's Bush Empire
2. Behind The Bins At The Isle Of Wight Ferry
3....

 

[lolly]

Oh Shee, even I've had a blowie around by the side door of the Bristol Hippodrome.

I mean it was when Gary Willmott was on with Su Pollard in The Pirates Of Penzance rather than a gig, but I'll take it.

 

[Sheena]

Oh Shee, even I've had a blowie around by the side door of the Bristol Hippodrome.

I mean it was when Gary Willmott was on with Su Pollard in The Pirates Of Penzance rather than a gig, but I'll take it.

Was it from Su or Gary?

 

[Sheena]

I used to get up to ALL SORTS above that car park just along from there, above where the cruisy public toilets were.

THOSE WERE THE DAYS

 

[lolly]

I used to get up to ALL SORTS above that car park just along from there, above where the cruisy public toilets were.

THOSE WERE THE DAYS

I don't know whether to be envious or relieved that all that happened while I was clueless.

It's still RAMPANT up on The Downs, you'll be pleased to learn, much as all the old cottages are no more.

 

[Sheena]

I don't know whether to be envious or relieved that all that happened while I was clueless.

It's still RAMPANT up on The Downs, you'll be pleased to learn, much as all the old cottages are no more.

The old cottage ON the downs used to be one of my favourite places in the world to while away a Sunday afternoon. And evening. And Monday morning...