Saturday dies at the end of ‘La Cérémonie’

[Zu]

(Thank you to @COB for the noodles inspiration - easily one of my favourite posts ever )

 

[Lucille]

I must’ve missed this HOT NOODLE CHAT.

 

[Zu]

Hello. I'm about to partake of a small libation too.

Pink gin or ale? *ponders*

Oh I’m thinking BOTH

 

[octophone]

Oh I’m thinking BOTH

Well, not at the same time, love. Starting with the ale which turns out to be a "lager beer" made with "naked golden oats".

Closest thing to getting my oats that will be happening any time soon.

Chin chin!

 

[big ron]

Oh BEFORE, so she really needs to CALM DOWN.

How disappointing

 

[big ron]

I’ve been sat in my car queuing for border control at Calais for 2.5 fucking hours and we’re not even there yet. Brexit is going to be WILD

 

[big ron]

I left Chamonix THIRTEEN hours ago. Thank fuck we have a nice car.

 

[big ron]

I cant even crack open any cheap booze because we didnt have time to get any

 

[Rita]

I am also on THE SAUCE. I was meant to go to a 1st Birthday party today at the local church hall, but put paid to that and went shoe shopping instead. My time with toddlers is thankfully OVER.

 

[lolly]

I realised during the week that I'd had a drink every day for nearly a fortnight, so I've decided I'm not allowed any more until I'm off to Lisbon on Thursday.

 

[Lucille]

How disappointing

NOT for WANT of TRYING.

 

[Star]

I really don't understand why people spend so much money on little kids birthday parties.

 

[Star]

I'm all vicks-ed up and tucked up in bed.

 

[Star]

Oooh storm Ellen up next.

 

[Rita]

We are due a bout of THUNDERSNOW.

 

[big ron]

I left Chamonix THIRTEEN hours ago. Thank fuck we have a nice car.

Ferry delayed until 1 IN THE FUCKING MORNING. I’m getting stoned.

 

[octophone]

We are due a bout of THUNDERSNOW.

WTF is "Thundersnow"? It sounds like a shit brand of poppers...

 

[octophone]

BTW - looks like my horrible noise project is ready to go. 3 albums in the clip. Might pull the trigger on them tonight actually: having a last listen before I do so.

 

[octophone]

Ferry delayed until 1 IN THE FUCKING MORNING. I’m getting stoned.

BLUE PASSPORTS, RON

 

[Rita]

WTF is "Thundersnow"? It sounds like a shit brand of poppers...

Thunder and lighting with torrential snow instead of rain. I’ll believe it when I see it.

 

[octophone]

Thunder and lighting with torrential snow instead of rain. I’ll believe it when I see it.

2 words. "Fuck" and "that".

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Thunder and lighting with torrential snow instead of rain. I’ll believe it when I see it.

That doesn't sound possible.

 

[Lucille]

Sounds

 

[octophone]

That doesn't sound possible.

 

[Rita]

That doesn't sound possible.

I think I have witnessed it once here back in 2010 when we had snow on the ground from November through to February with snow up past our waists in parts. No roads open, and people skiing to get around to the high street in the local town. MADNESS.

 

[big ron]

Now stoned, life is better

 

[Rita]

I miss The Masked Singer.

 

[Zu]

IKR

 

[big ron]

I’m fucking starving now

 

[octophone]

It's bloody difficult to approve a master recording with the rain and hail battering against my window.

 

[big ron]

IKR

Sexy

 

[lolly]

Jinkx Monsoon clips on YouTube to see the night out for me

 

[octophone]

I’m fucking starving now

You'll be able to bet a big Toblerone when you finally board tho', yer?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Jinkx Monsoon clips on YouTube to see the night out for me

Her haters roast is quite something.

 

[big ron]

You'll be able to bet a big Toblerone when you finally board tho', yer?

I’m eating everything

 

[Kate]

@Zu-Klara get to Slimelight immediately. Your ideal man is here. Dancing to Sisters of Mercy in a vest, beer belly and hairy shoulders on display.

 

[big ron]

Still not even in the UK.

 

[big ron]

Not that I expect anyone CARES