ButterTart
Like Mussolini or Kennedy
I'm off work today, I've got the ill. I've narrowed it down to either Coronasniffle or dropsy.

My best mate has GOUT at the minute, which is much more of a talking point than an ambiguous sniffle.I’ve got a runny nose. Can’t wait for the avalanche of Corona hilarity from my beloved colleagues![]()
I may have accidentally created the world's first online leper colony.I hope me posting in this thread doesn't make me ill
I may have accidentally created the world's first online leper colony.
Too late you’ve got the homo nowI hope me posting in this thread doesn't make me ill

Oh how can I forget old school Aberfans. They don't seem quite as SPECIAL these days.Clearly someone who never signed up to ABBAMAIL in the 90s
We’re singing from the same hymn sheet; I’ve just scored a bit of Flu Plus myself.Everyone getting ill and I'm just here LIVING MY BEST LIFE. I'm going to do a load of pills tomorrow as I feel left out of the feeling like shit club.
Yeah it's getting scary now. My little village is safe for now but the flooding isn't slowing down and it's getting closer.@wendy the goat , are things really bad weather wise up your way?
.After entering this topic I'm going straight on holiday where I hope to get stuck for a whole month,
Obviously I will be angry about it the whole time and will continuously be on TV News shouting about it in a furious gammon way.

So after my comments yesterday, my health insurance have agreed to cover the surgery I need, plus in COMPO, quite BLATANTLY to stop me from going to the ombudsman about how annoyingly shit they've been up to now, they've offered me a luxury ALL EXPENSES PAID weekend for two at CHAMPNEYS! Little did they know, I just wanted the damned surgery and wasn't remotely bothered FANNYING ABOUT with suing them anyway. RESULT![]()

LOVELY, just in time for my birthday. I'll get my bags packed![]()
