Moopyvision 2010-2019 Round 9: Australia, Cyprus & Lithuania

[Lucille]

I’m sure once he’s onto his fifth gin and his hands have stopped trembling he’ll begin in earnest.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Just tag him constantly @VoR

 

[Alla]

@VoR being around all day but not saying anything is just too much. I think you need some competition to take this seriously, bitch. FF coming VERY soon. x

 

[Zu]

@VoR could you for GOD’S SAKE step back from the CRÈME DE MENTHE! I know we all like a tipple but that’s five litres in the last HOUR!

 

[Zu]

I’m sure once he’s onto his fifth gin and his hands have stopped trembling he’ll begin in earnest.

For some reason I read that as LITTLE hands

 

[Alla]

For some reason I read that as LITTLE hands

Makes sense.

 

[Zu]

Show teeny tiny hands please @VoR

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Maybe his tiny hands make hard work typing all those words up.

 

[Alla]

Maybe his tiny hands make hard work typing all those words up.

I guess he has a convenient tiny keyboard.

 

[Penelope]

at the idea of FIVE LITRES OF CREME DE MENTHE IN AN HOUR

 

[Penelope]

: VoR DROWNS TO DEATH in VAT OF MAYONNAISE

 

[Alla]

at the idea of FIVE LITRES OF CREME DE MENTHE IN AN HOUR

The only way to manage that is taking lot of it anally, right? Am I the only one that thought that?

 

[Zu]

Well I certainly didn’t

PERVERT!

 

[Alla]

Can @VoR say something? (Fuck off you all probably )

 

[AGinAg (37)]

@VoR to confirm quantity please.

I reckon two litres TOPS. That's normally the point required to match his own personal despair.

 

[Lucille]

Can @VoR say something?

Probably not after his family sized bottle of Creme de Menthe

 

[lolly]

at the idea of FIVE LITRES OF CREME DE MENTHE IN AN HOUR

Particularly in his poor shrivelled Beadlesque hands.

 

[Alla]

Probably not after his family sized bottle of Creme de Menthe

But is it true that of all the things he drinks that?

 

[Zu]

Particularly in his poor shrivelled Beadlesque hands.

Poor love has to guzzle his crème using a STRAW

Which does of course make you look younger

 

[lolly]

Like GulliVoR's Travels

 

[Lucille]

I can’t imagine she’s that FUSSY love.

 

[Zu]

But is it true that of all the things he drinks that?

Can’t stop him! I said, @VoR. Have yourself a tin of Shandy Bass. Cleanse the palate. But oh no. NO STOPPING HIM! “Minty breath,” he claims! Creamy UDDERS MORE LIKE!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

But is it true that of all the things he drinks that?

Have you ever seen a single mistruth in any of these topics?

 

[Alla]

Have you ever seen a single mistruth in any of these topics?

Not yet.

 

[Penelope]

at VoR stretching the start of the next round into FRIDAY

It's going to START OVERLAPPING WITH EUROVISION YOU KNOW

 

[ButterTart]

at VoR stretching the start of the next round into FRIDAY

It's going to START OVERLAPPING WITH EUROVISION YOU KNOW

One minute he's crashed a train, the next he's shitfaced on Mint Julep, and sometimes he's just plain dead. I think all of these feeble excuses are just his way of telling us he doesn't want to do this anymore.

I despair for today's youth, giving up at the first sign of not receiving any reward or gratitude of any kind.

 

[VoR]

Lithuania

10th: FusedMarc - Rain of Revolution (56pts)

The tragedy of Lithuania is that they're not a country entirely devoid of musical talents. In fact, I'd argue that song for song, they routinely have the best national selection in the Baltics these days. The problem - slightly addressed in 2020 - is that it's so BLOODY LONG that by the end of it, everyone's just so tired and bewildered that they don't even know what they're voting for anymore, and before you know it you've cast aside fabulous drag queens, wolf-obsessed divas, a nautical trio and a genuinely bloody excellent pop song in favour of Tracey Ullman cosplaying as Little My from the Moomins and honking her way through some utterly tuneless bilge that even Melanie C would deem a tad on the self-indulgent side while A&Ring the latest long-awaited missive from Red Girl records.

Despite coming last, this did get a 12 points. I think they all did. After a certain point you're just trying to decide which consistency of shit will take the least amount of time to wash out of the carpet.

1 x 12 (SDF)
5 x 0 (VoR, Jacques, sewerynsven, Suomi, Pingu)

 

[AGinAg (37)]

@Penelope @Zu-Klara @Alla

 

[Suomi]

Rain of Revolution is the one that makes me physically sick to watch - I get terrible motion sickness and that constant SPINNING

 

[dmlaw]

I don't know why Lithuania gets such a bad rep. Yes, there's nothing really outstanding, but there's much worse out there.

 

[Alla]

Oh. I gave 1 point to that and thank you.

@SDF!!

 

[SDF]

It came last?!

 

[Alla]

But to be honest, giving 12 to any of them is right because they're all shit.

 

[Penelope]

Rains of Revolution is genuinely horrifying. The WINDOWS 98 ERROR SOUND making a cameo in the production is a particular lowlight.

 

[VoR]

9th: InCulto - Eastern European Funk (56pts)

Honestly, is there a more hateful genre in all of music than SKA? I'll try most things, but it always just shrieks of smug heterosexuality and aggressively forced jollity. Everything about this entry looks like five high school teachers wildly overestimating the entertainment value of a half-arsed side project that got a few enthusiastic cheers down at the local open mic night one time.

Apparently the lyrics are a thinly coded rebuke to Western European elitism, but TBH if this is the alternative they weren't exactly presenting a compelling counter-argument.

1 x 12 (sewerynsven)
7 x 0 (Kala, Win The Game, wurst, dmlaw, Kevin, Ag, Superstylin)

 

[win_the_game]

She from Fusedmarc was a rotten cunt.

 

[win_the_game]

And hark at VoR not even ACKNOWLEDGING the slander in this thread.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

And hark at VoR not even ACKNOWLEDGING the slander in this thread.

His silence is rather DEMURE

 

[Alla]

And hark at VoR not even ACKNOWLEDGING the slander in this thread.

Which basically confirms everything.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

9th: InCulto - Eastern European Funk (56pts)

Honestly, is there a more hateful genre in all of music than SKA? I'll try most things, but it always just shrieks of smug heterosexuality and aggressively forced jollity. Everything about this entry looks like five high school teachers wildly overestimating the entertainment value of a half-arsed side project that got a few enthusiastic cheers down at the local open mic night one time.

Apparently the lyrics are a thinly coded rebuke to Western European elitism, but TBH if this is the alternative they weren't exactly presenting a compelling counter-argument.

1 x 12 (sewerynsven)
7 x 0 (Kala, Win The Game, wurst, dmlaw, Kevin, Ag, Superstylin)

As bad as it gets really.