Coronavirus

[Shirley]

I bet the Chinese are livid. After they all LOCKED THEMSELVES AWAY and SANG SONGS for all those days. Bloody lax westerners.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Anyone else think that washing wrists is just a STEP TOO FAR?

 

[lolly]

I don't even bother with that after fisting.

 

[Alla]

Damn you UK, we were only one spot behind you.

Nanne's carpool karaoke with James Corden cancelled due to coronavirus

 

[RS]

OMG we just got 28 new cases. Up to 88 now!

Our chart run this week is quite impressive:

15-30-52-88

 

[Shirley]

CAN I STAY AT HOME FOR THREE MONTHS YET CAN I CAN I CAN I

 

[RS]

Nanne's carpool karaoke with James Corden cancelled due to coronavirus

Nanne will bring Corona to Hollywood.

 

[Alla]

Our chart run this week is quite impressive:

15-30-52-88

It looks like a Xtina album run chart.

 

[RS]

My grandmother just announced that she won’t be going to church on Sunday because of Corona. The end of the world is officially here.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

In a thrilling twist we have the fewest (region wise) in the UK. Although I'm never sure if we're in the East or South East.

 

[octophone]

Germany have got 444 cases without a single death.

Yeah - worth nothing this...the mortality rate is quite variable thus far.

 

[octophone]

Are we top 10 yet?

Oh how we'll laugh at these posts when society breaks down and our major institutions are in flames.

Look, nothing on Moopy has ever dated worse than the first 5 to 10 pages of the thread that was, later the same day, retitled "Michael Jackson DEAD", making a few of us - myself included, look a right cunt.

 

[VoR]

Nanne will bring Corona to Hollywood.

But will CAROLA catch CORONA?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

CAROLAVIRUS

 

[Pipo]

Apparently only 5 reported cases in my country.

FLOP.

 

[VoR]

CAROLAVIRUS

The Swedish public have been advised to avoid all use of wind machines for the forseeable.

It’s a national tragedy

 

[AGinAg (37)]

BREAKING: The UK has had a death.

 

[Shirley]

I wonder how soon LOCKDOWN will come. I'm surprised that it's ALREADY been noticeably quieter on the roads here in rush hour the last few days

 

[Shirley]

As I write that I can hear someone doing that GHASTLY HAWKING and SPITTING in the alleyway outside my window. I HOPE YOU DIE

 

[RS]

But will CAROLA catch CORONA?

One can only hope

 

[octophone]

BREAKING: The UK has had a death.

Have we? Oh bollocks. Now it'll be total panic stations.

 

[lolly]

I'm just reframing it as 'person with underlying health condition dies of flu'.

Upsetting for the person and their loved ones, but hardly a cause for mass hysteria.

 

[Lucille]

Apparently the UK has already run out of CREME DE MENTHE.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm just reframing it as 'person with underlying health condition dies of flu'.

Upsetting for the person and their loved ones, but hardly a cause for mass hysteria.

Tell that to the headline writers.

 

[lolly]

Apparently the UK has already run out of CREME DE MENTHE.

I've heard RUMOURS of an UNDERGROUND POOL SOMEWHERE IN THE NORTH

 

[Cloud]

It really is nailbiting. As long as you've had a good scrub of them first, of course.

Nah just go ahead and bite them, it's in the instructions:

 

[Zu]

 

[Zu]

Apparently the UK has already run out of CREME DE MENTHE.

Well I WONDER WHY!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Well I WONDER WHY!

Its his birthday!

And possible death day

 

[Zu]

Everyone say prayers for Minty

 

[Dark Carnival]

The government is looking into regulating hand sanitizer prices which have tripled here

 

[Lucille]

I’ve developed quite THE TASTE for it!

 

[lolly]

I’ve developed quite THE TASTE for it!

It's my favourite mixer

 

[Star]

Someone else is hoping for a top 10 Corona hit too;

 

[ILL ADVISED]

My husband has been forced to work from home tomorrow as someone in his office has been self quarantined after being in Italy

 

[GNL]

Really thought it was going to be supergonorhea wiping us all out, so I'm glad the fates have chosen to go with something a little less gay interest.

 

[Ellie]

Trying to hint to my Italian colleague that it might be best to postpone a planned trip to see her family in a couple of weeks.

 

[Indie]

Trying to hint to my Italian colleague that it might be best to postpone a planned trip to see her family in a couple of weeks.

I dunno. At current rates, we might be ahead of italy in a few weeks.

 

[Indie]

Interesting that China only reported 21 new cases in the last day. Either they're talking shit or this whole thing is going to be a damp squib.

 

[Indie]

To be honest I couldn't give a shit about the virus, I'm just in it for the sexy stats