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big ron

big ron

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Morning. I am doing some public speaking today. Good job I like talking about myself.
 
I've come back from Stockholm ill. I'm hoping it's the Coronavirus so I can take a week off, but it's far more likely that @Suomi poisoned my Toast Skagen as part of his recent slide into terrorism.
 
On the bus and the woman in front of me is messaging someone about how her hubby isn’t very well

She just coughed.

:vomit:
 
Also how the hell are you supposed to keep distance from anyone on public transport?

What ridiculous advice.
 
MORNING. I feel a LOT better after yesterday's HANGOVER MISERY and going to the gym this morning has helped even more. Half day today working from home as I have the stomach doctor this afternoon. It's ALL GO.
 
I'm doing a bit better today - some fine new CDs arrived at my door, my new shirt fits nicely and one of the nicer managers has returned from a secondment. Also, Mrs Coughcoughcoughington has indeed be told to piss off until she stops spreading her non-corona shit everywhere so it's nice and quiet.
 
I'm SURE I saw someone say it could hit 17 in a few places today.

SORRY GRETA, but BRING ON THE EARLY SUMMER :disco:
 
I’m very happy about it being baking in Barcelona later this week. Hopefully I get stranded there for a bit as its rag week at home.
 
Got three holidays planned in May, June and July respectively. If this shit doesn't all blow over by then i'll be fucking livid.
 
Both my flight to and from Stockholm were the deadest I’ve ever seen them - I had a three seater to myself the whole way there and back.
 
It's so drizzly and I'm so damp I feel cold no matter what the temperature is.
 
The cougher I mentioned earlier is BACK IN. Her GP said it's not Corono and she's not infectious so she has proudly rocked up. This is, of course, fair enough - however, every time her or anyone else coughs, half the place is up like meerkats and it's getting on my tits now.
 
Also, I saw a rather small lady standing outside a Well Known Supermarket with a big 16 pack of Andrex and the combination of her stern facial expression and the proportionate size of the pack to her diminutive height made me burst out laughing.

This was not appreciated.
 
Every meeting we had in Barcelona CANCELLED due to this shit. I assume all these people not going are sat inside surrounded by 72 rolls of jumbo andrex and a 500l drum of antibac. Cranks.
 
octophone said:
Also, I saw a rather small lady standing outside a Well Known Supermarket with a big 16 pack of Andrex and the combination of her stern facial expression and the proportionate size of the pack to her diminutive height made me burst out laughing.

This was not appreciated.
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When I lived in Glasgow, I noticed a significant population of VERY TINY WOMAN with VERY STERN FACES. Why is this?
 
big ron said:
Every meeting we had in Barcelona CANCELLED due to this shit. I assume all these people not going are sat inside surrounded by 72 rolls of jumbo andrex and a 500l drum of antibac. Cranks.
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We've just had a freelancer QUIT (at the WORST possible time) as she doesn't want to travel into London on the tube.

GET A GRIP LOVE.

Coronavirus isn't gonna kill you but I'm QUITE TEMPTED.
 
As I knew I'd be unable to eat for a few hours after my dentist appointment this morning I picked up a box of chicken CupASoups. It says "back to our original flavour" on the box and I've never seen that before on anything. The new flavour must have been really bad if people want the original (just as horrid) one back.
 
Riding in a crowded subway this morning was not fun. I don’t have enough core strength to stand without holding something.

I also need new pillows, I’ve woken up several times at night with a huge headache.
 
I wonder if I'd get away with a UNILATERAL DECLARATION of SELF-ISOLATION and WORKING FROM HOME

0 cases in Cheshire West and Cheshire TO DATE (although I didn't realise the stats are SEVERAL DAYS OUT OF DATE due to SLOWNESS of the TEST RESULTS)
 
Lucille said:
We've just had a freelancer QUIT (at the WORST possible time) as she doesn't want to travel into London on the tube.

GET A GRIP LOVE.

Coronavirus isn't gonna kill you but I'm QUITE TEMPTED.
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Wild isn't it. I'm going to roll down LAS RAMBLAS naked in protest.
 
My ex boyfriend has just told me he's coming to London to see me this summer and I'm RIDICULOUSLY beside myself

I can't quite believe how thrilled I am at this news
 
Mats said:
I hate that it's so difficult to find proper HEAD SUPPORT. maybe get one of those foamy ones?
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I think I’m gonna try a big pillow first cause I move a lot when I sleep and always end up with my head between the two pillows.

Also the foam ones just don’t look comfortable.
 
We have latex foam pillows and I think they are great.

I quite like the look of pillows that have an insert you can fill with water according to how firm you want them.
 
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