Tuesday 'prepared to debase itself for Nylons'

I wish the weather were a bit sunnier these days. too grey, too cold
 
there's a pheasant that's taken to sitting on a branch outside the living room, honking and grunting. you're very pretty but could you PLEASE MUTE :evil:
 
In other news:

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Found a shop selling toilet roll. I bought fourteen packs and knocked a couple of old ladies over in the scramble, so now they can self-isolate GUILT FREE while they recover from their shattered hips. Just doing my bit.
 
Our work postman usually comes into the office and hands us the mail. This morning he knocked on the front door, waved and smiled, then left our bag of mail on the step outside. I went out and picked it up and the top item was a recorded delivery letter so I chased round the corner after him to sign for it. He's no longer allowed to come into the office because Coronavirus and I wasn't allowed to sign for it because touching the machine could spread Coronavirus.
 
My Ocado delivery arrived with everything present :) but they are not currently allowed to take your old bags away for recycling :shock:
 
Grrr, office firewall is making it hard for me to post good ocelot content. :(
 
Floppet said:
Our work postman usually comes into the office and hands us the mail. This morning he knocked on the front door, waved and smiled, then left our bag of mail on the step outside. I went out and picked it up and the top item was a recorded delivery letter so I chased round the corner after him to sign for it. He's no longer allowed to come into the office because Coronavirus and I wasn't allowed to sign for it because touching the machine could spread Coronavirus.
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my mum's husband, who is a delivery man (industrial), has to take pictures of the recipient next to the goods because of this no-signature thing. I hope they make the best of it and do some pretty poses
 
Mats said:
my mum's husband, who is a delivery man (industrial), has to take pictures of the recipient next to the goods because of this no-signature thing. I hope they make the best of it and do some pretty poses
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I hate having my photo taken so I'm glad he didn't ask. I'd have had to get office girl so she could do her trademark trout-pout.
 
Kate said:
Any good now?

"Cab It Up" on the radio now cheering me up slightly.
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Sadly not. :(

Cab It Up - great track, best heard in its Peel Session incarnation tho'. Better mix, more guitars.
 
work done (effectively 1-2 hours because, y'know, who's checking)

and perfectly timed as it's wine o'clock now :beer:
 
My boss is using this as an excuse to drink in the office like it's an episode of mad man.

This may surprise some of you, but I don't actually want a glass of wine at 4pm, I'm QUITE BUSY.
 
Lucille said:
My boss is using this as an excuse to drink in the office like it's an episode of mad man.

This may surprise some of you, but I don't actually want a glass of wine at 4pm, I'm QUITE BUSY.
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I find a 3pm desk booze is great for productivity
 
Lucille said:
My boss is using this as an excuse to drink in the office like it's an episode of mad man.

This may surprise some of you, but I don't actually want a glass of wine at 4pm, I'm QUITE BUSY.
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Oh FUCK OFF you don’t, love :D
 
I occasionally break out the BOOZE at work for just that reason. Perks people up generally.
 
The roads are so quiet! My drive home from work took ten minutes which is about the same as it would take at 7am on a Sunday morning, normally it's between 25-35 minutes at this time.
 
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