Coronavirus (3 Viewers)

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Are you worried about contracting coronavirus?

  • Yes, I am absolutely terrified

    Votes: 12 15.6%

  • Yes, I am slightly concerned

    Votes: 35 45.5%

  • I am neither concerned or unconcerned

    Votes: 7 9.1%

  • No, I am slightly unconcerned

    Votes: 6 7.8%

  • No, I am totally unconcerned

    Votes: 6 7.8%

  • Bring back the old poll

    Votes: 3 3.9%

  • Charlotte Awbrey tits out doing the Macarena

    Votes: 2 2.6%

  • I believe VoR is evil

    Votes: 11 14.3%
  • Total voters
    77
There is "zero prospect of any restrictions being placed on travelling in and out of London”, the UK government has said.

A spokesperson said there were also “no plans to use military personnel for public order during the coronavirus pandemic”.

I mean GOOD but we all know we can't trust this lot to tell anything approaching the truth
 
Just been into town. It was as you'd expect. Sparse, but still active. The LADZ are loving the masks, like they're in a fucking gang.

Otherwise everyone had a general of look of concern on their faces. Ashen would be a good description.
 
Kate said:
There is "zero prospect of any restrictions being placed on travelling in and out of London”, the UK government has said.

A spokesperson said there were also “no plans to use military personnel for public order during the coronavirus pandemic”.

I mean GOOD but we all know we can't trust this lot to tell anything approaching the truth
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Does that mean no lockdown then?
 
They refused to comment on whether further restrictions would be placed on bars and restaurants and nonfood shops so I think we can take that as being ON ITS WAY
 
Fucking bastard work have asked me to go in tomorrow, even though I'm supposed to be off for a fortnight. Apparently, sitting us in front of members of the public for 20 minutes at a time is the ideal way to ensure we don't contract a virus which is transmitted through prolonged contact with other people.

Pure RAGING.
 
Are hookups allowed during social distancing? I can skip the kissing for now.
 
Oxford Street this morning (from the Guardian) :o

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Shirley said:
They refused to comment on whether further restrictions would be placed on bars and restaurants and nonfood shops so I think we can take that as being ON ITS WAY
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Well limited attention has been paid to it, so I anticipate it's next.
 
Alla said:
WTF!?
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Well, I was being sarcastic but it's fucking stupid that we're still seeing customers. If we had some sensors on the front door which sprayed them down with a fine mist of bleach, then I might understand it a little more.
Shockingly, we're stretched super thin because most of the staff are self-isolating. Can't imagine why.
 
I just don’t get why Japan hasn’t really been affected that much. We have had about 33 deaths total, and we are right next to China
 
Diddy said:
I just don’t get why Japan hasn’t really been affected that much. We have had about 33 deaths total, and we are right next to China
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Because Japanese don't even touch each other at all, right? Exactly the opposite here, that's why we have so many infected/deaths :(
 
octophone said:
Christ, I just coughed and my entire team jumped and looked at me as if I'd just shat on the desk.

People be JUMPY.
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Well, that aged well. That's me home for 7 days self-isolation because I coughed a few too many times and had to admit it was a bit on the dry side.

This is *possibly* down to some daft bint in my team who decided to ignore the early symptoms.

Fuck's sake. Right now, I'm OK btw - I don't have a fever or any other symptoms but they weren't taking any chances.
 
Diddy said:
I just don’t get why Japan hasn’t really been affected that much. We have had about 33 deaths total, and we are right next to China
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Maybe all those years of censoring pubic hair paid off.
 
octophone said:
Well, that aged well. That's me home for 7 days self-isolation because I coughed a few too many times and had to admit it was a bit on the dry side.

This is *possibly* down to some daft bint in my team who decided to ignore the early symptoms.

Fuck's sake. Right now, I'm OK btw - I don't have a fever or any other symptoms but they weren't taking any chances.
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ofofucksakes

Rest up everyone!
 
octophone said:
Well, that aged well. That's me home for 7 days self-isolation because I coughed a few too many times and had to admit it was a bit on the dry side.

This is *possibly* down to some daft bint in my team who decided to ignore the early symptoms.

Fuck's sake. Right now, I'm OK btw - I don't have a fever or any other symptoms but they weren't taking any chances.
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Rest up Octy. Hopefully it comes to nothing and you can enjoy a week off.
 
Kate said:
JOOOOOIIINNN USSSS Octy.... no seriously, hope it's nothing. Are you able to WFH at all or are you on sick leave?
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Sick leave - we get a 7 or 14 days self-iso paid. Which is a bit of a relief although I do have a wee bit stashed away for an emergency.

At the moment, I think I've caught one of the many other bugs that various colleagues were spluttering all over everyone before the shit hit the fan but the cough is becoming quite rough now and more regular. But fuck taking chances with other people's wellbeing.

Seriously, one of my other colleagues were going out at lunch time to get something for her mother-in-law for Mother's Day. "Aye, she's 70, we're all going up on Sunday" - she's got 2 kids and works in office where several people have had to self-isolate. What a fucking moron.
 
I think that’s why people think they have small dicks, it’s camouflage.

though I was with a guy, he was like 32, dick as small as a Toffee finger.

I’m not a size queen, but I put myself off, I thought that if I thought it was sexy, I would be a paedo. I would’ve felt worse but he was a bit of a weirdo anywya
 
ButterTart said:
Fucking bastard work have asked me to go in tomorrow, even though I'm supposed to be off for a fortnight. Apparently, sitting us in front of members of the public for 20 minutes at a time is the ideal way to ensure we don't contract a virus which is transmitted through prolonged contact with other people.

Pure RAGING.
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Honestly, I'd say no to that.
 
Diddy said:
I think that’s why people think they have small dicks, it’s camouflage.

though I was with a guy, he was like 32, dick as small as a Toffee finger.

I’m not a size queen, but I put myself off, I thought that if I thought it was sexy, I would be a paedo. I would’ve felt worse but he was a bit of a weirdo anywya
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I'd say no to that as well.
 
ButterTart said:
Well, I was being sarcastic but it's fucking stupid that we're still seeing customers. If we had some sensors on the front door which sprayed them down with a fine mist of bleach, then I might understand it a little more.
Shockingly, we're stretched super thin because most of the staff are self-isolating. Can't imagine why.
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Spawn does the IT for the DWP, she's still in work and they're making her keep the tech bar open too.
 
Kate said:
On Wednesday thousands of people gathered in southern Bangladesh to pray for the country to be rid of coronavirus.

RELIGION IN "FUCKING STUPID" SHOCK
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I saw footage of people queuing and kissing the same religious icon or something... in Russia, I believe?

Fucking HONESTLY.
 
Just been across the road to the 'village' co-op, fully stocked apart from paracetamol, got the bits we needed, some flowers for Ms Ron's birthday tomorrow, and a load of snacks for my impending 2 weeks of getting stoned like a student. I think if we go into lockdown I'm in a great place. 2 pharmacies and 2 small supermarkets alongside a booze shop and 6 takeaways, all visible from my window. Oh and I have some more ket in the post. Apocolypse ready.
 
I’m not sure why the figures only include England and not the rest of the UK. :confused:
 
Funny how mother nature decided it to be as sunny and hot (for March) as possible on this feverish day. :bad: I’m burning up.
 
Woke up with congestion in my head and a weird 'constricted' feeling when I take full, deep breaths. It's mild atm but I called in and been on hold with Telehealth for 2 hours.

Meanwhile 150+ people are going in to the office as usual. :manson:
 
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