Eurovision Rewatch: Baku 2012 - 20.00 GMT tonight (21/3) (1 Viewer)

[D5K]

This is my least favourite of the Italian entries since their comeback - it’s got too much of a Lily Allen/Sandi Thom/Eliza Doolittle feel to it

Oh it’s better than raphael’s far too earnest entry.

 

[Beverley]

And what's in his trousers

 

[Dark Carnival]

YAS!

 

[Generic Account]

A Chaque Pas! A very earnest little ballad undermined by a terrifying lady on stilts

I've confused her with Beauxbaton's own Madame Maxime from Harry Potter in my head. Was she not actually a very tall woman then?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It's odd hearing these 8 years on. At the time, we'd have been saturated with such Winehouse lite female pop.

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Oh yes. I am just in the mood for some walkway crawling.

I may stick MAD EMMA on the next time there’s an obvious pissbreak perf

 

[Dark Carnival]

The next song reminds me so much of @Dark Carnival

Which one was this?

 

[Generic Account]

Oh this man is beautiful too.

Baltic States bringing the boys this year.

 

[Dark Carnival]

This might be quarantine + alcohol, but I want to fuck him.

 

[Suomi]

How are we only 11 songs in? I feel like I’ve been watching this for HOURS

 

[lolly]

Is this the bulge?

 

[Suomi]

This might be quarantine + alcohol, but I want to fuck him.

lol

 

[Dark Carnival]

Is this the bulge?

omg I just saw!!!

 

[Dark Carnival]

wow I'm hot now

 

[Suomi]

Kuula was the surprise success of the voting wasn’t it - it came 6th ?

 

[Beverley]

His package is smaller than I remember

 

[Generic Account]

Beautiful arms.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

He's just pleased to see me.

 

[D5K]

Ooh just got goosebumps at the key change. Probably just need to pop the heating on.

 

[Dark Carnival]

yes kuula baby tallin up my arse

 

[Beverley]

OMG Mrs Bev wasn't impressed with Kuula

 

[Alla]

FUCK ME.

 

[Suomi]

He looks like he’d take you to the park on a date and tell you his childhood memories. Then I’d run home and call my Albanian Suus best friend and she’d scream down the phone at me.

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I love this BULGY ESTONIAN

 

[Alla]

(I meant the previous one, not Tooji)

 

[D5K]

Okay I know it’s absolute fluff but i completely love this.

 

[Suomi]

Omg if @Penelope finally gets to Eurovision it’s going to be exactly like Tooji STAY

 

[Beverley]

Oooh it's PITCHY sister tooji

 

[lolly]

I just looked at his instagram. He's looking a bit too smooth for my liking now.

 

[Dark Carnival]

That electro beat is so early 2010s it hurts

 

[Generic Account]

Norway man looks remarkably like the Swedish guy from that other year.

 

[D5K]

That electro beat is so early 2010s it hurts

It’s incredible

 

[Beverley]

The vocal really was dog rough, but that sleazy benny benassi synth at the beginning is somrthing else

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

OMG at this Norwegian opening

Nothing really happens on stage at all for the first 30 seconds

 

[Alla]

God this is shit.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Ah Norwegian twink alert. Catchy song. Again we'd been saturated with such entries.

 

[Generic Account]

Norway man looks remarkably like the Swedish guy from that other year.

Eric saade.

 

[Dark Carnival]

It’s incredible

It's very fun!

 

[Alla]

Someone to scream QUEEN here too.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Fun for Europe!