Eurovision Rewatch: Birmingham 1998 - 20.00 GMT tonight (25/3)

[COB]

This is giving me just the right set of DEEP vibrations, 10/10.

 

[VoR]

This one had a heavy cold on the night, bit of a hindrance when your entire song is NEW AGE WAILING.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm having a PAN PIPE MOOD!

 

[Tisch]

Like the cadaver of Shania Twain re-enacting From This Moment On.

Oh my GOD

 

[Madison]

Aava
Aava maa, avaa maa avara
Aava maa, avaa maa avara

Kauneus, suuruus
Kauneus, suuruus Isa

Aava maa, avaa maa avara
Aava maa, avaa maa avara
(Aava)

Aava maa, avaa maa avara
Aava maa, avaa maa avara

Kauneus, suuruus
Kauneus, suuruus Isa

Aava maa, avaa maa avara
Aava maa, avaa maa avara

Aava maa, avaa maa avara
Aava maa, (avaa maa avara)
(Aava)
Aava maa

 

[octophone]

She knows she fucked that note.

 

[Lucille]

Ooooh a money note!

 

[Madison]

It's no LAPPONIA *boom* *boom*

Nothing is.

 

[Lucille]

Aava
Aava maa, avaa maa avara
Aava maa, avaa maa avara

Kauneus, suuruus
Kauneus, suuruus Isa

Aava maa, avaa maa avara
Aava maa, avaa maa avara
(Aava)

Aava maa, avaa maa avara
Aava maa, avaa maa avara

Kauneus, suuruus
Kauneus, suuruus Isa

Aava maa, avaa maa avara
Aava maa, avaa maa avara

Aava maa, avaa maa avara
Aava maa, (avaa maa avara)
(Aava)
Aava maa

I thought they were joking about it having 7 words!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I don't know what I think about this.

 

[COB]

Doing well for having a cold!

... Remember when people got colds?

 

[lolly]

Did Amina die for this?

 

[straightorbroken]

She makes Nicole Kidman look like the Geordie Shore.

 

[Penelope]

I do think her entering was probably a mistake

 

[Penelope]

I'd totally fuck Lars but he'd have to SHUT UP DURING

 

[Lucille]

Yeah I’ve got some coke, come over and chill with me if you like!

 

[octophone]

That's some seriously unconvincing stubble. Did he Pritt Stick his face and then rub it against a spaniel?

 

[Madison]

Big mistake wearing a wedding ring.

 

[Tisch]

Ooh Norway could take me!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Look at this SCRUFFY CUNT.

 

[win_the_game]

I'd totally fuck Tor Endresen but he'd have to SHUT UP DURING

WTF????

 

[straightorbroken]

Norway's Adam Rickett has a bit of Rick Astley in him.

 

[octophone]

..and stop playing with the mic stand as well, it;s not yours.

 

[Tisch]

Nice Darren Hayes jumper and dye job

 

[Madison]

He must be so sweaty with that tucked-in jumper.

 

[Lucille]

Bring your backing singer! (Not the one with hair, OBVZ!!)

 

[straightorbroken]

Fuck. The fit bald backing singer is a peice.

 

[Penelope]

LOVELY KNITWEAR!

 

[octophone]

Oh, I hate this. Worst yet.

 

[Penelope]

WTF????

LARS NOT TOR

 

[Tisch]

Nice of Paul Rudd to show up and provide backing vocals

 

[VoR]

Sadly Male Pattern Baldness has since done a real number on lovely Lars

 

[Penelope]

Love that he's pre-empting a FRENCH TUCK by however many years

 

[straightorbroken]

Quick, post from the fit baldie's instagram please. I need to stalk this.

 

[octophone]

"A few girly votes" - oh fuck off Wogan.

 

[Tisch]

Sadly Male Pattern Baldness has since done a real number on lovely Lars

@Penelope to confirm

 

[Lucille]

A few GIRLY VOTES!

 

[Tisch]

"A few girly votes" - oh fuck off Wogan.

Amazing

 

[win_the_game]

LARS NOT TOR

I should hope so. Dirty bastard.

 

[straightorbroken]

Quick, post from the fit baldie's instagram please. I need to stalk this.

I'll bet he's huge.

 

[COB]

The promo pic makes Estonia look like a FUMING CHESS GRANDMASTER.