Eurovision Rewatch: Birmingham 1998 - 20.00 GMT tonight (25/3)

[Dark Carnival]

Brussels glitching

 

[Lucille]

EMBRACE THE VOID

My Grindr profile description! They think it’s about my hole, but it’s actually about my SOUL!!!

 

[Lucille]

They had a war on

WHAT

 

[Penelope]

My Grindr profile description! They think it’s about my hole, but it’s actually about my SOUL!!!

SEND SOUL PICS

 

[Penelope]

SEVEN FOR DILDO

 

[Tisch]

Ulrika and all Europe

 

[Dark Carnival]

As usual fuck all from Belgium for France. We should just invade

 

[Penelope]

As usual fuck all from Belgium for France. We should just invade

Darling aren't you BOSNIAN?!

 

[Lucille]

As usual fuck all from Belgium for France. We should just invade

BECAUSE YOU’RE SO GOOD AT WARS!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Darling aren't you BOSNIAN?!

FUCK YOU

 

[Penelope]

Oh, 11pm on a Wednesday on Moopy. When the NATIONALISM COMES OUT

 

[Lucille]

Does Malta beat the UK!

 

[Dark Carnival]

BECAUSE YOU’RE SO GOOD AT WARS!

OMG!!

 

[COB]

Loving Erica Davidson for Norway

 

[Penelope]

Love SENSIBLE HAIR POWDER QUEEN from Norway

 

[AGinAg (37)]

THREE for Israel from Norway. Shady CUNTS.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Norway being tansphobic

 

[Tisch]

I didn't know DC was Balkan! That explains it.

 

[Penelope]

My QUIM is PINCHING AT THE SCORES!

 

[Lucille]

Sorry DC I’d ANNEX your TERRITORIES in an INSTANCE.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

My QUIM is PINCHING AT THE SCORES!

One of MY TITS HAS EXPLODED!

 

[Dark Carnival]

I didn't know DC was Balkan! That explains it.

omg I'm NOT

They ARE very hot though, I've seen them with my own eyes

 

[Penelope]

A lovely SENSIBLE BOB from ESTONIA TOO

 

[Penelope]

Sorry DC I’d ANNEX your TERRITORIES in an INSTANCE.

She's a top babe

 

[Madison]

With only two countries to go, only four countries can win. Israel, Malta, UK, Netherlands.

 

[Penelope]

With only two countries to go, only four countries can win. Israel, Malta, UK, Netherlands.

ONLY?!

 

[VoR]

Sweden really got a late surge from all those Nordic (and wannabe Nordic) countries being clumped together at the end...

 

[Tisch]

omg I'm NOT

They ARE very hot though, I've seen them with my own eyes

I do love a good Eastern European. Iggy is a lovely Ashkenazi.

 

[Dark Carnival]

She's a top babe

Lucille's a TOP?

 

[COB]

Another war there

 

[Tisch]

Omg wut happened

 

[win_the_game]

She's a top babe

Isn't that what they all say publicly? Then it's arse in the air at the earliest opportunity.

 

[Penelope]

Lucille's a TOP?

No, YOU

 

[VoR]

GUNSHOTS in ISTANBUL

 

[Lucille]

She's a top babe

And you thought I WAS ASWELL?!?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Lovely 'tache Turkey

 

[Lucille]

No, YOU

LOL

 

[Tisch]

I thought Ulrika just died ON STAGE

 

[Dark Carnival]

GUNSHOTS in ISTANBUL

WHAT WAS THAT

 

[Penelope]

And you thought I WAS ASWELL?!?

You WERE speaking of ANNEXING TERRITORIES