DRUNK ALL NIGHT EUROVISION REWATCH: 2000

[Penelope]

She could front YEARS AND YEARS TODAY!

 

[Lucille]

So far as I know she's a MALTESE TORY MP NOW

HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS! I’m new to Eurovision looning but SERIOUSLY!

 

[VoR]

Actually, I'm getting more Maltese PATTI LUPONE

 

[Penelope]

HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS! I’m new to Eurovision looning but SERIOUSLY!

I just like to KEEP TRACK

 

[Penelope]

Actually, I'm getting more Maltese PATTI LUPONE

THAT EXPLAINS THE TORYNESS

 

[Penelope]

The crowd ENRAPTURED!

 

[win_the_game]

Google images tells me Claudette is a beacon of GLAMOUR.

 

[Penelope]

Such MODERN VTs

 

[Penelope]

Oh god, not THIS CHEAP SHIT

 

[Lucille]

GOOD GRIEF. I WISH THEIR HEARTS WOULD GO BOOM.

 

[Penelope]

Popsicle is a euphemism for clitoris, RIGHT?

 

[Lucille]

It’s like a Smack the Pony musical parody

 

[win_the_game]

This has not aged well.

 

[Penelope]

I can't remember the last time I had a popsicle

NOTE TO SELF: MUST HAVE A CALIPPO THIS SUMMER

 

[Lucille]

I don’t remember this era where vibrator purple was DE RIGEUR.

 

[Penelope]

vibrator purple

 

[Lucille]

I can't remember the last time I had a popsicle

NOTE TO SELF: MUST HAVE A CALIPPO THIS SUMMER

Not TO trigger you hun but it was always my GO TO on a DRUG COMEDOWN.

 

[Penelope]

Oh I saw that key change from a MILE OFF

 

[Penelope]

This crowd really is ANYONE'S FOR A FIVER

OMG HERE COMES ALSOU

 

[Penelope]

SHE LIVES IN LONDON NOW GUYS!

 

[win_the_game]

Oh lord @ that BUTCH QUEEN with the goatee.

 

[Lucille]

Ooooh I love this slut! She sounds like she has ORAL GONNORHEA.

 

[Penelope]

When you see me in the HALL
I look at the WALL

 

[Penelope]

Ooooh I love this slut! She sounds like she has ORAL GONNORHEA.

SAME!

 

[Lucille]

SAME!

ooooooooh, QUELLE SUPRISE!

 

[win_the_game]

Slightly OT: Can I just say 'Before You Love Me' deserved better than to end up a #27 SMASH.

 

[Penelope]

Now I WAIT.........
...........WAIT in the COLD!

 

[Penelope]

QUEEN!

 

[Penelope]

OMG

I think this Belgian binch LEADS A CULT NOW or some shit

 

[Lucille]

Sorry gagging at ‘when you see me in the hall I look at the wall’. Not really as profound as she thinks it is, just my normal behaviour when I see a neighbour on my way to the lobby!

 

[win_the_game]

She led a fucking cult THEN by the looks of it.

 

[Lucille]

OMG

I think this Belgian bitch LEADS A CULT NOW or some shit

Need to know more about this! Remind me when sober tomorrow!

 

[Penelope]

Sorry gagging at ‘when you see me at the hall I look at the wall’. Not really as profound as she thinks it is, just my normal behaviour when I see a neighbour on my way to the lobby!

CRYING

OMG THIS BELGIAN ENTRY IS SUCH GOOD VALUE

 

[Penelope]

This is ABSOLUTELY UNWATCHABLE!

 

[win_the_game]

Why the fuck is Nathalie (45) dressed as MOTHER OF THE BRIDE?

 

[Penelope]

This DISCO GOSPEL BREAKDOWN

 

[Penelope]

INCREDIBLE! NUL POINTS!

 

[win_the_game]

I love that POINTING and PUNCHING passes for choreography in Belgique.

 

[Penelope]

HOW is this Cypriot one a CROWD FAVOURITE?

 

[win_the_game]

I do love ethnic drama. That one is black looks a right FOUL COW.