DRUNK ALL NIGHT EUROVISION REWATCH: 2000

[Lucille]

YEP

No ones asked but I’m still not ok about that btw.

 

[win_the_game]

I've just realised this is CHRISTIAN POP.

 

[Lucille]

Oooooh is love some Latvian PICKLED MUSHROOMS right now. yum.

 

[Penelope]

OMG LATVIA, LOVE THIS BAKED BULLSHIT

 

[Lucille]

Pen please fact check if this guys dead.

 

[Penelope]

Pen please fact check if this guys dead.

Remarkably NOT

 

[Penelope]

Look at him FLAILING AND MINCING all the while!

MESMERING

 

[win_the_game]

Britpop has a lot to answer for.

 

[Penelope]

Britpop has a lot to answer for.

Oh HOW can you not love this UTTER NONSENSE?

 

[Lucille]

Quarantine has officially gone on too long because I’m turned on by this OLD TOOT.

 

[win_the_game]

Quarantine has officially gone on too long because I’m turned on by this OLD TOOT.

Is it the BELL BOTTOMS?

 

[Penelope]

PLAY THIS AT MY WEDDING/FUNERAL

 

[Penelope]

Oooooh an INTERNET OFFICE

 

[Lucille]

LOVE THIS

 

[Lucille]

OKAY/GLADLY!

 

[Penelope]

Oooooh an INTERNET CELEBRITY

 

[win_the_game]

Oh HOW can you not love this UTTER NONSENSE?

Oh I do! However I do not need to see a hetero MAN UNITED SHIRT on the Eurovision stage thank you very much. How INDIE

 

[Penelope]

Oooooh a SULTRY GEM!

 

[win_the_game]

Love this nonsense. It's basically every Turkish entry EVER.

 

[Lucille]

What a MINX! I’m glad we can’t hear Wogan shuffling in his pockets during this year.

 

[Penelope]

I'd totally jive to this in a GUILDFORD BRANCH OF CHIQUITOS (without ever realising it was Turkish not Spanish)

 

[Lucille]

Lovely hair!

 

[Penelope]

Love the backing fem dancer getting her ABSOLUTE LIFE to this shit

 

[Penelope]

The crowd going WILDER THAN USUAL to that!

 

[Lucille]

These Swedish Irish dance students are completely wasting their lives, and that’s coming from a man laid in bed watching his 5th hour of Eurovision

 

[Penelope]

These Swedish Irish dance students are completely wasting their lives, and that’s coming from a man laid in bed watching his 5th hour of Eurovision

 

[Lucille]

Was that hairstyle still ok in the 21st century?

 

[Penelope]

Ugh, IRELAND

 

[Penelope]

A whole MILLENNIUM OF LOVE?

NO TA EAMON

 

[win_the_game]

The GREAT LADY OF THE EMERALD ISLE DAWN MARTIN is on backing vox.

 

[Penelope]

Was that hairstyle still ok in the 21st century?

Not sure it was even okay in the TWENTIETH

 

[Lucille]

Makes you WISH for another FAMINE.

 

[Penelope]

The GREAT LADY OF THE EMERALD ISLE DAWN MARTIN is on backing vox.

OMG OMG OMG!

 

[win_the_game]

Someone shoot this mullet and let Dawn honk her way through this please.

 

[Lucille]

The GREAT LADY OF THE EMERALD ISLE DAWN MARTIN is on backing vox.

STOP IT!!!

 

[Penelope]

Someone shoot this mullet and let Dawn honk her way through this please.

QUITE!

 

[Penelope]

OMG I THINK I CAN SEE HER

 

[Penelope]

This is so OUTRAGEOUSLY Love Shine A Light it HURTS

 

[Penelope]

MAN'S INHUMANITY TO MAN!

 

[Penelope]

CRYING at how rank this is!