Eurovision Rewatch: Oslo, 2010 - 20.00 GMT tonight (03/04)

[Lucille]

I don’t what’s worse this contest or the Riesling I opened.

 

[lolly]

09 Azerbaijan
04 Spain
05 Norway
07 Moldova
03 Cyprus
04 Bosnia and Herzegovina
03 Belgium
08 Serbia
04 Belarus
06 Ireland

 

[Raining on Me]

are you having a nice time

Azerbaijan still top though which is important

 

[AGinAg (37)]

04 Azerbaijan
02 Spain
05 Norway
08 Moldova
01 Cyprus
01 Bosnia
04 Belgium
11 Serbia
05 Belarus
06 Ireland

 

[Suomi]

I like her, she looks like a plucky single mum, one of the good ones who get open university degrees.

very proud...says “you’ll keep” if you say something cheeky to her

 

[lolly]

You know what guys, in retrospect I think we may have been overly harsh on Josh Dubovie

 

[Dark Carnival]

Omg I can't with this one

 

[ButterTart]

I'd like to sit NEAR HER at work.

I bet she'd eat a pot noodle really noisily.

 

[Madison]

This is more like it.

 

[Lucille]

At least it has a BEAT.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Why do I find him so repulsive?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This really was the end of the Eastern block domination era.

 

[Suomi]

There is something very @Penelope on a night out about this Greek entry

 

[lolly]

Why do I find him so repulsive?

Because he's repulsive

 

[Raining on Me]

It really comes to something when Ireland's quite nice but forgettable ballad is top 3 by this point...

 

[Madison]

Agressively Greek - in a good way.

 

[win_the_game]

Why do I find him so repulsive?

Aging queen desperately trying to cling onto his youth?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Because he's repulsive

The music's good, I just feel DIRTY looking at him

 

[ButterTart]

Everyone makes fun of me but if this performance doesn't prove heterosexuality is ALIVE AND WELL at Eurovision I don't know what would.

 

[Lucille]

There is something very @Penelope on a night out about this Greek entry

Where is she to dig up the backing dancers instagrams?

 

[Lucille]

Ooooh I shot my load in sync!

 

[lolly]

Like a Hellenic James Jordan

 

[Soldi]

Drum fireworks

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh this is NEEDED

 

[Dark Carnival]

Everyone makes fun of me but if this performance doesn't prove heterosexuality is ALIVE AND WELL at Eurovision I don't know what would.

You think this is heterosexual?

 

[Madison]

My favourite so far.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

04 Azerbaijan
02 Spain
05 Norway
08 Moldova
01 Cyprus
01 Bosnia
04 Belgium
11 Serbia
05 Belarus
06 Ireland
07 Greece

 

[Suomi]

I think he was a bit of alright actually

 

[Lucille]

Ive got some tequila tucked away somewhere guys don’t worry.

 

[lolly]

09 Azerbaijan
04 Spain
05 Norway
07 Moldova
03 Cyprus
04 Bosnia and Herzegovina
03 Belgium
08 Serbia
04 Belarus
06 Ireland
09 Greece

 

[win_the_game]

Bring it home for Britain Josh!

 

[Lucille]

I think he was a bit of alright actually

GET HELP

 

[Soldi]

Oh just when it was getting good

 

[Lucille]

Josh is quite CUTE.

 

[ButterTart]

You think this is heterosexual?

Obviously not!

 

[Soldi]

07 Azerbaijan
03 Spain
00 Norway
06 Moldova
01 Cyprus
04 Bosnia
03 Belgium
05 Serbia
02 Belarus
07 Ireland
07 Greece

 

[Lucille]

Didn’t this ruin his life or did I imagine that?

 

[ButterTart]

Oh CUNT IT, this CUNT.

 

[lolly]

I'd totally let Josh sit on my face

 

[Suomi]

Does anyone remember in the UK national final when Esma forgot the lyrics to her trance version of this and just kind of gave up?