Eurovision Rewatch: Oslo, 2010 - 20.00 GMT tonight (03/04)

[ButterTart]

Didn’t this ruin his life or did I imagine that?

Hopefully.

 

[Suomi]

I'd totally let Josh sit on my face

drink yer coffee

 

[Lucille]

Oh CUNT IT, this CUNT.

Oh wouldn’t you love to wriggle on that nose.

 

[Soldi]

Ooh looks like he borrowed the Norwegian guys suit

 

[lolly]

Does anyone remember in the UK national final when Esma forgot the lyrics to her trance version of this and just kind of gave up?

Was there another young male who was TRADE?

 

[ButterTart]

The misery shines from his eyes.

 

[win_the_game]

Josh is quite CUTE.

He's the basic office boy that works in the estate agents.

 

[Suomi]

Didn’t this ruin his life or did I imagine that?

he moved to Canada to become a spiritual guru or something. Did a long Twitter video about how awful the whole experience was

 

[AGinAg (37)]

DIABOLICAL

12

 

[Lucille]

The fact there are 4 songs worse than this already is astonishing.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Didn’t this ruin his life or did I imagine that?

One would hope so

 

[Madison]

Barely interacting with the women there.

 

[lolly]

This may actually not be my least favourite of the night

 

[AGinAg (37)]

04 Azerbaijan
02 Spain
05 Norway
08 Moldova
01 Cyprus
01 Bosnia
04 Belgium
11 Serbia
05 Belarus
06 Ireland
07 Greece
00 UK

 

[Raining on Me]

I'll stick to the sunshine but THANKS JOSH

 

[Dark Carnival]

omg at all of this

 

[lolly]

STAR JUMP

 

[Soldi]

07 Azerbaijan
03 Spain
00 Norway
06 Moldova
01 Cyprus
04 Bosnia
03 Belgium
05 Serbia
02 Belarus
07 Ireland
07 Greece
-11 UK

 

[ButterTart]

The fact there are 4 songs worse than this already is astonishing.

Nothing in history is worse than this. The Rwandan genocide was a children's birthday party compared to this.

 

[win_the_game]

Does anyone remember in the UK national final when Esma forgot the lyrics to her trance version of this and just kind of gave up?

She radiated STAR QUALITY.

 

[Madison]

It's so cruel making him do the big note *TWICE*

 

[lolly]

09 Azerbaijan
04 Spain
05 Norway
07 Moldova
03 Cyprus
04 Bosnia and Herzegovina
03 Belgium
08 Serbia
04 Belarus
06 Ireland
09 Greece
01 United Kingdom

 

[Lucille]

 

[ButterTart]

07 Azerbaijan
03 Spain
00 Norway
06 Moldova
01 Cyprus
04 Bosnia
03 Belgium
05 Serbia
02 Belarus
07 Ireland
07 Greece
-11 UK

UK SCORE TOO HIGH.

 

[Suomi]

In his defence, he told Pete Waterman repeatedly that he couldn’t do those end notes, but Waterman refused to change it

 

[Lucille]

The glamour of Graham’s office!

 

[lolly]

This may actually not be my least favourite of the night

I'd forgotten that last pair of notes.

 

[Raining on Me]

HOW did that follow the Jade year? And WHY?

 

[Madison]

Was there another young male who was TRADE?

ALEXIS

 

[Madison]

Does anyone remember in the UK national final when Esma forgot the lyrics to her trance version of this and just kind of gave up?

I was there in person. I've had better nights out.

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Lucille]

he looks FILTHY.

 

[ButterTart]

That poor, simple little bastard. His son, however, seems normal.

 

[Lucille]

Please tell me a beat kicks in on this!

 

[Lucille]

WINK! DRINK!

 

[Soldi]

I bet their feet are FILTHY

 

[lolly]

All those bare feet, and they don't even mop the stage between songs. I'd worry about verrucas.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I pray Eurovision is never held in Oslo again.

 

[Lucille]

This is ok I guess.

 

[Raining on Me]

Georgia when they were polished rather than trying to sentence you to death musically