Eurovision Rewatch: Oslo, 2010 - 20.00 GMT tonight (03/04)

[Lucille]

“It feels like forever”

QUITE

CANT BELIEVE WERE ONLY A THIRD THROUGH THIS.

 

[Soldi]

07 Azerbaijan
03 Spain
00 Norway
06 Moldova
01 Cyprus
04 Bosnia
03 Belgium
05 Serbia
02 Belarus
07 Ireland
07 Greece
-11 UK
06 Georgia
07 Turkey
11 Albania

 

[Lucille]

Are the backing singers Albania’s only black people?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

04 Azerbaijan
02 Spain
05 Norway
08 Moldova
01 Cyprus
01 Bosnia
04 Belgium
11 Serbia
05 Belarus
06 Ireland
07 Greece
00 UK
06 Georgia
09 Albania

 

[Madison]

 

[Soldi]

“It feels like forever”

QUITE

CANT BELIEVE WERE ONLY A THIRD THROUGH THIS.

Remember we have SPAIN to suffer through again too

 

[Suomi]

I want melodi nummer femton DIREKT TILL GLOBEN

 

[ButterTart]

Not until Eugent Bushpepa eight years later would it again be safe to watch an Albanian performance without first assuming the brace position.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Are the backing singers Albania’s only black people?

Surely they BORROWED them at the Oslo airport.

 

[Lucille]

Or this woman looks LOVELY.

 

[Madison]

It's CRAB DANCE time

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oooooh Iceland

 

[Lucille]

Tesco Mary vibes.

 

[Lucille]

Where did I put the poppers!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Now I know I threw a stop when this beat Hatari in Moopyvision, but CAN you really deny it?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Where did I put the poppers!

HAVE SOME OF MY JUNGLE RUSH LOVE

 

[Soldi]

How was this not AT LEAST Top 5?

 

[Dark Carnival]

OH MON DIEU

 

[Lucille]

Life is worth LIVING again.

Je ne sais quoi!

 

[Soldi]

07 Azerbaijan
03 Spain
00 Norway
06 Moldova
01 Cyprus
04 Bosnia
03 Belgium
05 Serbia
02 Belarus
07 Ireland
07 Greece
-11 UK
06 Georgia
07 Turkey
11 Albania
11 Iceland

 

[Lucille]

How was this not AT LEAST Top 5?

SPOILERS!

 

[Suomi]

My partner has just come in to declare “whatever that was it was a ROARING TRIUMPH”

 

[ButterTart]

Hera is that woman in the office you just know spent Friday night eating a multipack of Squares and sobbing to Love Actually, no matter what she tries to say.

 

[Lucille]

Oh this looks PROMISING!

 

[ButterTart]

My partner has just come in to declare “whatever that was it was a ROARING TRIUMPH”

Your partner speaks like Terry-Thomas and has my utmost approval.

 

[Lucille]

Hera is that woman in the office you just know spent Friday night eating a multipack of Squares and sobbing to Love Actually, no matter what she tries to say.

NOWT WRONG WITH THAT.

 

[win_the_game]

Love this MISERY.

 

[Dark Carnival]

My partner has just come in to declare “whatever that was it was a ROARING TRIUMPH”

She's a keeper!

 

[ButterTart]

Is this one the spectre of cholesterol come to claim poor Hera?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Love this MISERY.

I don't hate it

 

[Dark Carnival]

Is this one the spectre of cholesterol come to claim poor Hera?

Obese people

 

[Soldi]

No wonder Russia annexed Crimea

 

[Dark Carnival]

This show has finally picked up

 

[Lucille]

Here for this angry slut.

 

[ButterTart]

Ukraine have had a shocker of a decade.

 

[Lucille]

DOUZE.

 

[Soldi]

07 Azerbaijan
03 Spain
00 Norway
06 Moldova
01 Cyprus
04 Bosnia
03 Belgium
05 Serbia
02 Belarus
07 Ireland
07 Greece
-11 UK
06 Georgia
07 Turkey
11 Albania
11 Iceland
02 Ukraine

 

[Dark Carnival]

What a end!

 

[Dark Carnival]

07 Azerbaijan
03 Spain
00 Norway
06 Moldova
01 Cyprus
04 Bosnia
03 Belgium
05 Serbia
02 Belarus
07 Ireland
07 Greece
-11 UK
06 Georgia
07 Turkey
11 Albania
11 Iceland
02 Ukraine

fuckin 'arsh!

 

[Lucille]

There’s no way I’m not passing out drunk before the end of this.