Eurovision Rewatch: Oslo, 2010 - 20.00 GMT tonight (03/04)

[Dark Carnival]

Before we start, I'm not CLAIMING this.

 

[win_the_game]

DOUZE POINTS UKRAINE

 

[win_the_game]

Love this FOOTBALL ANTHEM too.

 

[Soldi]

fuckin 'arsh!

She was UNLISTENABLE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

04 Azerbaijan
02 Spain
05 Norway
08 Moldova
01 Cyprus
01 Bosnia
04 Belgium
11 Serbia
05 Belarus
06 Ireland
07 Greece
00 UK
06 Georgia
01 Turkey
499 Iceland
05 Ukraine

 

[win_the_game]

Hot backing singer alert.

 

[Suomi]

This French track is a secret BANGER

 

[Lucille]

TURD.

 

[ButterTart]

One of France's finest moments. You can disagree, but we'll all judge you for your racism.

 

[Mrs Mills]

Hera is that woman in the office you just know spent Friday night eating a multipack of Squares and sobbing to Love Actually, no matter what she tries to say.

Writes a woman who knows such soirées all too well

Still, we know your sort, luv. Much more of a MONSTER MUNCH GIRL

 

[Dark Carnival]

I can't with this chav anthem!

 

[Lucille]

PEANUT PEANUT PEANUT BUTTER!!!

 

[Madison]

Now this is hetrosexual.

 

[ButterTart]

It's quite upsetting that Jessy didn't become the biggest star in the world off the back of this.

 

[Lucille]

Writes a woman who knows such soirées all too well

Still, we know your sort, luv. Much more of a MONSTER MUNCH GIRL

SHE’S BACK The library, and the new smilies tab, is OPEN!

 

[Soldi]

Ooo that backing dancer

 

[Lucille]

Moira was a typo but I’m leaving her there.

 

[Dark Carnival]

J'AI HONTE!

 

[Suomi]

I am DRUNK DIALLING but I can’t get through to 2010

 

[ButterTart]

I can't with this chav anthem!

It's like you're my Eurovision arch nemesis.

 

[Dark Carnival]

zéro point

 

[ButterTart]

Writes a woman who knows such soirées all too well

Still, we know your sort, luv. Much more of a MONSTER MUNCH GIRL

Hello there, quite the silver fox aren't you?

 

[ButterTart]

Shania Twain and David Gest, together at last.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

]04 Azerbaijan
02 Spain
05 Norway
08 Moldova
01 Cyprus
01 Bosnia
04 Belgium
11 Serbia
05 Belarus
06 Ireland
07 Greece
00 UK
06 Georgia
01 Turkey
499 Iceland
05 Ukraine
08 France

 

[Lucille]

Ooooooh a DOUBLE ENDER.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Is that Shania?

 

[Soldi]

They missed a trick by not doing an Austria and setting the piano on fire.

 

[Lucille]

Such unnecessary males again!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Should I open a SECOND bottle of VIN ROUGE?

 

[win_the_game]

Hot backing singer alert.

He would still get it.

 

[ButterTart]

Such meaningful lyrics.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Should I open a SECOND bottle of VIN ROUGE?

You don't need to answer that

 

[Lucille]

He would still get it.

oh FUCK

 

[Lucille]

Should I open a SECOND bottle of VIN ROUGE?

You haven’t already!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

04 Azerbaijan
02 Spain
05 Norway
08 Moldova
01 Cyprus
01 Bosnia
04 Belgium
11 Serbia
05 Belarus
06 Ireland
07 Greece
00 UK
06 Georgia
01 Turkey
499 Iceland
05 Ukraine
08 France
10 Romania

 

[Suomi]

Should I open a SECOND bottle of VIN ROUGE?

You won’t be the only one

 

[Soldi]

07 Azerbaijan
03 Spain
00 Norway
06 Moldova
01 Cyprus
04 Bosnia
03 Belgium
05 Serbia
02 Belarus
07 Ireland
07 Greece
-11 UK
06 Georgia
07 Turkey
11 Albania
11 Iceland
02 Ukraine
07 France
08 Romania

 

[Dark Carnival]

You haven’t already!

You lot started without me

 

[Suomi]

04 Azerbaijan
02 Spain
05 Norway
08 Moldova
01 Cyprus
01 Bosnia
04 Belgium
11 Serbia
05 Belarus
06 Ireland
07 Greece
00 UK
06 Georgia
01 Turkey
499 Iceland
05 Ukraine
08 France
10 Romania

what do you give ALBANIA?

 

[ButterTart]

I do like Playing With Fire, but his face annoys me.