Eurovision Rewatch: Oslo, 2010 - 20.00 GMT tonight (03/04)

[ButterTart]

12 Moldova
10 Turkey
08 Georgia
07 France
06 Denmark
05 Iceland
04 Germany
03 Belgium
02 Cyprus
01 Bosnia & Herzegovina

 

[Suomi]

You literally went to bed in protest halfway through the last time we watched 1999

I have a restraining order against Bobbie Singer

 

[Madison]

The cunts didn't need to replay all of Harel Skaat's duff notes!

 

[Dark Carnival]

12 Iceland
10 Moldova
08 Germany
07 Turkey
06 Albania
05 Ukraine
04 Denmark
03 Armenia
02 Greece
01 Israel

 

[Dark Carnival]

don't speak with your mouth full you foul twink

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'm going to lobby for the actually quite high value of 2007

I'm ok with this, the more recent the easier it is for me

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'm ok with this, the more recent the easier it is for me

Oh but the only thing I know about that year is the winner and it's SHIT!

 

[ButterTart]

Has everyone left ALREADY?

 

[Dark Carnival]

still watching

 

[Lucille]

We're too busy ARGUING about WHAT is next and WHEN it starts. OBVIOUSLY.

 

[Madison]

No - I'm waiting for MadCon

 

[Soldi]

Has everyone left ALREADY?

I told you I couldn’t cope with a second round of SPAIN

 

[ButterTart]

No - I'm waiting for MadCon

Shit I forgot about that.

 

[ButterTart]

Was this song ever released? It's fucking BRILLIANT.

 

[Dark Carnival]

omg at the high school cheer leading choreo !

 

[ButterTart]

The UK letting the side down in the international choreography. Why are we so UNRULY? Why can't we control our people like every other country?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Fucking hell ALL of Norway took part in this. How EMBARRASSING!

 

[Madison]

12 Vilnius
10 Gothenburg
08 Ljubljana
07 Rekjavik
06 Dublin
05 London
04 Dusseldorf
03 Random Spain place

 

[ButterTart]

12 Vilnius
10 Gothenburg
08 Ljubljana
07 Rekjavik
06 Dublin
05 London
04 Dusseldorf
03 Random Spain place

LONDON TOO HIGH. They didn't even attempt the moves. The Lithuanians were like a fucking machine.

 

[Dark Carnival]

why is this is so embarrassing !

 

[Madison]

Nice Royal cameo

 

[Suomi]

I can’t tell whether I like this interval or not - it feels quite dated weirdly

 

[Dark Carnival]

this is never going to end is it?

 

[win_the_game]

Why are we so UNRULY? Why can't we control our people like every other country?

This is why we have BREXIT.

 

[Suomi]

I love how prominent the UK green room booth is

 

[win_the_game]

Norway really hosted this on a shoestring budget. No LEDs. Flashmob interval acts.

 

[ButterTart]

"They've released several popular albums" felt weirdly dismissive.

 

[ButterTart]

Is Roberto Bellarosa a member of 3+2?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Last year they won an MTV music award!!

 

[Suomi]

These facts about the artists feels very “I didn’t do my homework so here’s some filler guff”

 

[Lucille]

I hope you're happy, I missed the whole interval dealing with a bunch of NAGGING GAYS.

 

[Soldi]

Lovely dresses

 

[Dark Carnival]

Norway really hosted this on a shoestring budget. No LEDs. Flashmob interval acts.

The early 2010s were proper hell innit!

 

[Suomi]

I hope you're happy, I missed the whole interval dealing with a bunch of NAGGING GAYS.

I am CACKLING!

 

[Dark Carnival]

I hope you're happy, I missed the whole interval dealing with a bunch of NAGGING GAYS.

You really didn't miss much hun!

 

[ButterTart]

Katie Holmes dishing out the points for Romania.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Wait! I swear Romania performed tonight!

 

[Dark Carnival]

How is that possible?

 

[ButterTart]

This Albanian gent looks like he's never told or understood a joke in his life.

 

[Suomi]

How is that possible?

how is what possible?