Eurovision rewatch 4 April (20:00 BST): Moscow 2009

[OutSynk]

COME BACK IVAN

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh throwing shade at the US with the Bond movie thing!

James Bond is British.

 

[VoR]

Was this Televote only PLEASE?

First year when the Jury/Televote split was published, I believe. Though it's only one set of votes on the broadcast.

 

[Tisch]

Those idents are going to be a problem when I'm more beers in

 

[Apoca]

It is indeed! How did it win?

Late in the 2008 draw, big name in Eastern Europe, Evgeny Plushenko ice dancing. It was a bit of a perfect storm, really. It was still all televote back then and he got a big chunk of votes from the neighbourhood.

I honestly think we might have looked at an Armenian victory if they hadn't ended up so early.

 

[Lucille]

Ooooh a HAT.

 

[Beverley]

My mum has turned the vacuum on to try and catch a spider

 

[Madison]

Was this Televote only PLEASE?

Norway's phone systems failed - so they are jury votes.

Not sure about Andorra.

 

[Penelope]

God this opener is TERMINAL.

 

[Tisch]

First year when the Jury/Televote split was published, I believe. Though it's only one set of votes on the broadcast.

Thanks Hun. So the points are jury/Televote merged?

 

[win_the_game]

I forgot all about this ALICIA KEYS QUEEN

 

[Madison]

Shit - I meant to count the 'love's.

 

[Beverley]

Late in the 2008 draw, big name in Eastern Europe, Evgeny Plushenko ice dancing. It was a bit of a perfect storm, really. It was still all televote back then and he got a big chunk of votes from the neighbourhood.

I honestly think we might have looked at an Armenian victory if they hadn't ended up so early.

Armenia def should have won

 

[ButterTart]

Everything about this sort of presentation makes me want to shit blood.

 

[OutSynk]

First song in and I want to KILL MYSELF.

 

[Dark Carnival]

James Bond is British.

I meant the Hollywood production.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

God this opener is TERMINAL.

gram?

 

[Dark Carnival]

First song in and I want to KILL MYSELF.

I'm not living

 

[Lucille]

NEXT.

 

[Beverley]

I forgot all about this ALICIA KEYS QUEEN

LOL!

 

[Soldi]

My mum has turned the vacuum on to try and catch a spider

Your not missing much

 

[VoR]

Drink every time he says 'love'

 

[Suomi]

When I was in Year 9 we had to write a biography about a celebrity in German and I lifted the entire biography from alsou.de because I knew I could never be found out, and the feedback was: “this is VERY good, did you have some help with parts of it?”

WHAT DO YOU THINK FRAU COLLINS

 

[Penelope]

gram?

Just prosecco and ME

God HOW did this shit qualify?!

 

[Tisch]

Hasn't quite found the key has he?

 

[Beverley]

Musically, it's giving me a little Sense a Tu vibes

 

[ButterTart]

Who told this definite vagina enthusiast that a jaunty fedora was a good idea? His stylist must have overheard him calling her a fat slag moments before he went into wardrobe.

 

[win_the_game]

His gimicks aren't really up to much - a Gabirelle trilby and taking a fag lighter out his pocket.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I meant the Hollywood production.

Still a British production.

 

[dmlaw]

What a shit opener.

 

[Penelope]

Grotesque

00 Lithuania

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Just prosecco and ME

God HOW did this shit qualify?!

I meant Instagram

 

[Soldi]

01 Lithuania

 

[Dark Carnival]

Still a British production.

Oh

 

[Tisch]

ISRAEL
GOOD/OK

 

[Penelope]

OMG LOVE THIS LESBIAN VERONA!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Annoying postcard.

Have we been duped again?

 

[Beverley]

I lived for this piss anthem back in the day

My politics has IMPROVED SINCE

 

[Dark Carnival]

Didn't we see her last night?

 

[Lucille]

I meant Instagram