Eurovision rewatch 4 April (20:00 BST): Moscow 2009

[Apoca]

I had completely forgotten about this "seductive" Croatian WAILFEST.

What utter NONSENSE.

 

[dmlaw]

I hope this isn't going to turn into VoR describing 1996 as consistently strong again.

 

[win_the_game]

QUITE NICE TITS

#HARDASROCK indeed.

 

[Beverley]

Hu dis bitch

 

[Dark Carnival]

QUITE NICE TITS

FUCKING HELL I'M JUST A HOLE SIR!!

 

[Lucille]

Oh dear Igor.

 

[Penelope]

He looks like the waiter you fuck on a PACKAGE HOLIDAY.

An ENTIRELY COMMENDABLE SHAG FROM TIME TO TIME

 

[Dark Carnival]

Hu dis bitch

A HOT ONE

 

[Lucille]

He looks like a ROID QUEEN now!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Did he walk there? Why the boots?!

 

[Soldi]

Oh for the LOVE OF GOD

 

[Beverley]

QUITE NICE TITS

Other pictures reveal a wife and sprog

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What's on his nose?

 

[Apoca]

The good: it coulda been Caroline Af Ugglas singing Please, Please
The bad: it coulda been Alcazar STAY THE NIGHT

The bad: it could have been Agnes singing [Petra Mede] LAV, LAV, LAV [/Petra Mede]

 

[Dark Carnival]

Other pictures reveal a wife and sprog

not hot

 

[Suomi]

This Portuguese one is so damn VOR

 

[VoR]

This is one of my very favourite Eurovision songs of all time.

 

[Lucille]

Oh HUN!

 

[Lucille]

 

[Tisch]

It's SONIA JACKSON

 

[Beverley]

Oh I liked this Portuguese entry (for once)!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh they didn't spend much on dressing that bitch

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh Portugal never chang... oh you didn't.

 

[D5K]

Well it’s certainly colourful

 

[Dark Carnival]

This is one of my very favourite Eurovision songs of all time.

?

 

[Lucille]

Oh they didn't spend much on dressing that bitch

I don’t know, imagine the METERAGE.

 

[Beverley]

This Portuguese one is so damn VOR

Reminds me of her too!

 

[OutSynk]

This is one of my very favourite Eurovision songs of all time.

https://www.moopy.co.uk/data/avatars/m/3/3607.jpg?1584300427

 

[Soldi]

Still better than Salvador

 

[win_the_game]

Good lord it's like a MIKA ALBUM COVER.

 

[Beverley]

She's like a baby Vania

 

[win_the_game]

Next song PUZHALSTA!

 

[dmlaw]

You know you're in trouble when the Portugese entry seems quite good compared to what's already been on.

 

[Suomi]

Vania’s less highly strung sister takes the ropes after Vania died in 2008 diving into the ocean

 

[VoR]

It's the HINT OF MELANCHOLY that gets me.

Another one for @Penelope's 'would be improved if she unexpectedly pulled out a gun and shot herself live onstage at the end' hall of fame.

 

[Beverley]

https://www.moopy.co.uk/data/avatars/m/3/3607.jpg?1584300427

Your gif game gets me everytime

 

[Apoca]

2009 is definitely one of Portugal's most charming entries. Not saying much but hey.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Still better than Salvador

But then almost everything including SPAIN 2010 is!

 

[Tisch]

02 Lithuania
04 Israel
03 France
08 Sweden
05 Croatia
09 Portugal

 

[Lucille]

Awwww she’s SWEET!