Eurovision rewatch 4 April (20:00 BST): Moscow 2009

[Tisch]

Haha i thought that was a little gay bleached boy at first

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh yes Spain!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Straight outta Strictly.

 

[Penelope]

Baby gay 17 year old Penelope spent SEVERAL HOURS in April 2009 fantasising about this coming out TRIUMPHANTLY in the pimp slot and COMING TOP 5

AND THEN

 

[Suomi]

Soraya had been waiting her whole life for this moment

 

[Beverley]

This one is so overblown it makes me laugh

And what is UP with her Spanish diction

 

[VoR]

OMG at the text flashing up on the LED that just consists of "TAKE ME!"

 

[Dark Carnival]

Haha i thought that was a little gay bleached boy at first

I wouldn't blame you!

 

[Tisch]

02 Lithuania
04 Israel
03 France
08 Sweden
05 Croatia
09 Portugal
10 Iceland
08 Greece
10 Armenia
05 Russia
08 Azerbaijan
10 Bosnia
11 Moldova
10 Matla
07 Estonia
03 Denmark
10 Germany
10 turkey
11 Albania
10 Norway
11 urkaine
04 Romania
10 United Kingdom
10 finland
10 slain

 

[Penelope]

Really this was basically AMANECER BEFORE THE COMEDOWN

 

[Suomi]

Do you remember how her gimmick was to just go away and then come back again

 

[win_the_game]

OMG at the text flashing up on the LED that just consists of "TAKE ME!"

Soraya is essentially a GAY MAN.

 

[Apoca]

COME ON AND SJEIK ME
COME ON AND TEIK ME

A delightful spanish pop-dumpster fire

 

[Beverley]

BETTER THAN PASTORA

Now YOU TAKE THAT BACK

 

[ButterTart]

Holy shit, I didn't realise this was so fucking good.

 

[Madison]

Actually looking back, most everything that didn't qualify from that semi was PURE CRAP so it sort of makes sense.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurovision_Song_Contest_2009

They should've just thrown Andorra a bone for shits and giggles.

Surely not when Bulgaria is still on the table.

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG!!!!! !!

 

[win_the_game]

Do you remember how her gimmick was to just go away and then come back again

I remember the footage of seeing her forward rolling across the stage.

 

[dmlaw]

BETTER THAN PASTORA

BUT BETTER AT WHAT?

 

[Dark Carnival]

MAGIC

 

[Soldi]

Soraya the new DYNAMO

 

[VoR]

Literally every country had an enthusiastic backing singer who was the absolute spit of Shirley Clamp, didn't they?

 

[D5K]

Was that Regina’s sheet?

 

[ButterTart]

I want to put this song in my house and point all of my furniture at it so I never miss a second.

 

[Suomi]

That trick would be a lot more impressive if she didn’t have about 45 seconds to get to the next spot

 

[Madison]

12 Ukraine
10 Greece
08 Armenia
07 Estonia
06 Land of Fire Azerbaijan
05 Sweden
04 Norway
03 UK
02 Malta
01 Russia

 

[Suomi]

I remember at the time just wanting this to end so that the scoring could start

 

[Apoca]

BUT BETTER AT WHAT?

Haircuts?

 

[Penelope]

God that was the GREATEST VIEWING EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE

 

[Suomi]

Remember to vote on the EurovisionAgain twitter too!

 

[Soldi]

12 Iceland
10 Ukraine
8 Spain
7 France
6 Portugal
5 Azerbaijan
4 Russia
3 Finland
2 UK
1 Albania

 

[OutSynk]

Dressed as a bear Ivan? How about UNDRESS.

 

[D5K]

God that was the GREATEST VIEWING EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE

I'm literally out of breath

 

[Penelope]

00 Lithuania
04 Israel
08 France
10 Sweden
03 Croatia
08 Portugal
08 Iceland
08 Greece
10 Armenia
08 Russia
07 Azerbaijan
09 Bosnia & Herzegovina
09 Moldova
04 Malta
08 Estonia
00 Denmark
-1/12 Germany
08 Turkey
12455 Albania
07 Norway
12455 Ukraine
10 Romania
08 United Kingdom
08 Finland
08 Spain

 

[Madison]

Oh - no one added up 1999's votes last night. I'll get on it now.

 

[Lucille]

 

[Apoca]

I remember at the time just wanting this to end so that the scoring could start

Finland and Spain were the two shots of the end of the night you drink for whatever reason but you know you really shouldn't have.

 

[Suomi]

Vote here: https://www.menti.com/fvi7d1txyi

 

[Soldi]

I ASS ASS

 

[ButterTart]

Soraya had been waiting her whole life for this moment

It was a long sixty-three years but by Christ was it worth it.