Eurovision rewatch 4 April (20:00 BST): Moscow 2009

[win_the_game]

Of course, Moopyvision 2009 was before most of the more discerning types had joined.

Those were the days when RobotBoy and MilkyBarKid ruled the place with an orange fist.

 

[Penelope]

Better than RYBAK though

 

[AGinAg (37)]

HOW IS THE UK SO HIGH? EUROPE EXPLAIN

They had a WHOLE PACKAGE.

 

[Penelope]

Those were the days when RobotBoy and MilkyBarKid ruled the place with an orange fist.

!

 

[Dark Carnival]

brexit innit

DIFFERENT TIMES

 

[Penelope]

A true FIST of TEAK

 

[ButterTart]

HOW IS THE UK SO HIGH? EUROPE EXPLAIN

Because there are two things the UK is awesome at: Eurovision and EVERYTHING.

 

[D5K]

Salvador

No, that was only about a 25% margin. This is way more.

 

[Soldi]

His face wasnt as smug, and Salvador so far hasn’t troubled our screens since

 

[Tisch]

Because there are two things the UK is awesome at: Eurovision and EVERYTHING.

RULE BRITANNIA

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG!!!

 

[Tisch]

Talling calling

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Because there are two things the UK is awesome at: Eurovision and EVERYTHING.

Magical memories.

 

[Penelope]

Estonia really TOSSING POINTS AROUND THE LOSERS

 

[Penelope]

What are you even REACTING TO at this point?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Estonia really TOSSING POINTS AROUND THE LOSERS

Verona

 

[win_the_game]

!

A ST. TROPEZ GLOW they called it.

 

[Penelope]

So many DELICIOUS LATE VOTES for Albania

 

[Dark Carnival]

What are you even REACTING TO at this point?

VERONA!!!

 

[Tisch]

Ooh Madame Portugal is a looker! Phwoarrrr!!!

 

[ButterTart]

I've not seen a flouncy argument yet over what year we're watching next. Is everything OK?

 

[Tisch]

So many DELICIOUS LATE VOTES for Albania

Why are they SO LOW? Fucking rybak

 

[Soldi]

About time that Moldova got 12

 

[dmlaw]

You know Spain are in trouble when they can only get 7 points from Portugal.

 

[Penelope]

Ooh Madame Portugal is a looker! Phwoarrrr!!!

 

[D5K]

The UK being near the top is such an alien sensation

 

[Penelope]

OONITED KINDOM

 

[Penelope]

at that HALF-HEARTED 12 FOR MOLDOVA and the BACKING SINGER HUGGING THE MAN like their BABY HAD JUST SURVIVED

 

[win_the_game]

So pleased to see that flaccid Lithuanian queen in last place.

 

[Tisch]

7 for Lithuania?!

 

[Soldi]

7 for Lithuania?!

Diaspora

 

[Dark Carnival]

This really shouldn't have been a landslide for Norway

 

[win_the_game]

7 for Lithuania?!

There's around 30,000 of them in Ireland.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Sort the hair out Denmark

 

[Penelope]

Q: which year has been the closest to a Newcastle FC 1996 'I'd LOVE IT IF WE BEAT EM' result, where the runaway winner half/two-thirds of the way through got eventually caught up and overtaken?

 

[Tisch]

There's around 30,000 of them in Ireland.

SEND EM HOME

 

[Dark Carnival]

WHAT A CUNT RYBAK

 

[ButterTart]

Fuck's sake Denmark. If you aren't even going to taser your hair into submission before appearing in front of Europe...

 

[dmlaw]

Q: which year has been the closest to a Newcastle FC 1996 'I'd LOVE IT IF WE BEAT EM' result, where the runaway winner half/two-thirds of the way through got eventually caught up and overtaken?

I think that might be the straightest post you have ever made.