I twitched my curtains at 8 and there was no one out clapping in my street.Did we all take part in #ClapTheCunt last night? Did anyone? A quick sweep of the gammon rag headlines tells me people the width and breadth of Britain came out in support of him - which is obviously why I can't find any reports of it actually happening.

Homerton![]()
Bugger.Bad news. He's apparently stable and responding to treatment![]()
Bad news. He's apparently stable and responding to treatment![]()
They'll be chucking everything at him, in a way they wouldn't for Joe Schmo. So maybe there'll be an interesting side effect, like his hair falls out or his tongue expands to twice its original size.

Or a sudden moral awakening and political shift to the left?![]()
Meanwhile, an actor somewhere is having a bushy blonde wig fitted and preparing for the role of a LIFETIME


