Eurovision rewatch 8th April (20:00 BST): Riga 2003

[Suomi]

Thank god for the Galleon mix of that song being chosen for the performance, imagine the horror of the sultry original!

 

[Soldi]

Jesus they really blew their load in the first few songs. No wonder Jemini didn't get any points, the audience were spent and weeping by the time they arrived.

And apart from the fact they couldn’t hit one fucking note

 

[Kala]

That ENDING!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Jesus they really blew their load in the first few songs. No wonder Jemini didn't get any points, the audience were spent and weeping by the time they arrived.

Cumming and weeping

 

[D5K]

That song inspired so many future entries.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

05 Iceland
05 Austria
08 Ireland
10 Turkey

 

[Kala]

I cannot be arsed ranking now

 

[lolly]

07 Iceland
04 Austria
02 Ireland
09 Turkey

 

[Beverley]

She had some really SHIT MOVES

BUT WHAT A SONG!

 

[Soldi]

08 Iceland
01 Austria
03 Ireland
100,000 Turkey

 

[AGinAg (37)]

That song inspired so many future entries.

Yeah it changed the show to this day.

 

[Penelope]

Thank god for Malta to give us time for a cigarette break and to talk more about Sertab Erener

10 Iceland
04 Austria
07 Ireland
10 Turkey

 

[VoR]

Even I'd bully this BASIC BITCH

 

[Suomi]

I do have a soft spot for the crapness of this Maltese song, it sounds like something written in the Fame Academy 1 house

 

[Madison]

If Malta were wiped off the face of the earth, would anyone notice?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Omg at those nox!

 

[ButterTart]

She really is POWERING through being the UGLIEST WOMAN ALIVE

Such SEXUAL AGGRESSION! She *WILL* TOP YOU TONIGHT

The backing singers more than made up for Sertab's facial misfortune. If Pastora had been flanked by visually acceptable women she might well have won.

 

[Lucille]

Oooooh it’s someone’s MUM.

 

[Kala]

This is so fucking USELESS. but she has a VAGINA so it's a 7 at least in CHEZ KALA

 

[Penelope]

This song really is VoR entering his secondary school talent show

 

[Beverley]

Giving me subtle BeeGees energy this song

 

[dmlaw]

Mind you, Malta doesn't seem to be singing at the same tempo as her backing track.

 

[D5K]

@Madison it's those personal wind machines again!

 

[Penelope]

This song really is VoR entering his secondary school talent show

Even I'd bully this BASIC BITCH

Oh

 

[AGinAg (37)]

If Malta were wiped off the face of the earth, would anyone notice?

*insert Diddy joke*

 

[Dark Carnival]

Did she do her make-up herself?

 

[Penelope]

@Madison it's those personal wind machines again!

YOUR OWN
PERSONAL
WIND MACHINE

 

[Lucille]

The horrendous vocals were essential! An anthem for desperate whores!

 

[lolly]

She's pretty much exactly how I picture Shirley's DROOPY DRAWERS

 

[Soldi]

Put the flowers down love, you’re not a FLORIST

 

[D5K]

Put the flowers down love, you’re not a FLORIST

She probably is.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Magical TUT.

 

[win_the_game]

Did she just hit herself in the face with her own sleeve?

 

[Kala]

I mean it's SHITE but it's not THAT BAD. Is it?

 

[dmlaw]

Thought better of the money note halfway through, I see.

 

[Madison]

@Madison it's those personal wind machines again!

Shhh - someone will shout at you.

 

[ButterTart]

Jesus this is a nebbish song. She looks like the sort of woman who thanks the cash machine after she takes money out.

 

[VoR]

If Malta were wiped off the face of the earth, would anyone notice?

My day job would suddenly become 25% easier.

 

[Lucille]

Did she do her make-up herself?

It looks like it was applied with a SHOTGUN.

 

[lolly]

07 Iceland
04 Austria
02 Ireland
09 Turkey
02 Malta