Eurovision rewatch 8th April (20:00 BST): Riga 2003

[Penelope]

She seems to have an inability to move more than two steps either way.

She's DISABLED YOU RUDE FUCK

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Are the backing vocalists cosplaying as Charlotte Nilsson?

What a thing to do.

 

[Soldi]

08 Iceland
01 Austria
03 Ireland
100,000 Turkey
04 Malta
06 Bosnia
05 Portugal
06 Croatia

 

[ButterTart]

Bonus points for choreography so basic even Julia Samoylova could have kept time.

 

[Madison]

I LOVE fake Olympic venues.

 

[Penelope]

Oh my god this is the most ironically named Mediterranean banger of all time

 

[dmlaw]

She seems to have an inability to move more than two steps either way.

They had told her that the stage was mined.

 

[Kala]

This is like the CHEAPEST CHEAPEST SHITE ever

 

[Beverley]

YAY

SOME FLAVOUR FINALLY

 

[Lucille]

In me you tuneless stud.

 

[D5K]

Oh I love this one too!

 

[Madison]

Instagram update please.

 

[Soldi]

She's DISABLED YOU RUDE FUCK

Prefer her to JULIA

 

[Penelope]

Literally looks like he's counting down the seconds until the Dignitas flight in his head!

 

[VoR]

Are there ANY STRAIGHT MEN LEFT in Cyprus?

 

[Suomi]

Mr Suomi says Croatia’s chorus sounds like the choral bit in “The Call” by the Backstreet Boys.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh lovely. The beat of a remix, simply entitled remix.

 

[Kala]

I imagine this is what it's like when Penny DOUBLE DROPS at home and has a KARAOKE PARTY

 

[Dark Carnival]

This is like the CHEAPEST CHEAPEST SHITE ever

NOT hating it!

 

[ButterTart]

What is his hair? Was he made by Fisher Price?

 

[Penelope]

GIVE ME YOUR TACO FLAVOURED KISSES

 

[Raining on Me]

09 Iceland
05 Austria
07 Ireland
10 Turkey
07 Malta
07 Bosnia and Herzegovina
08 Portugal
09 Croatia
07 Cyprus

 

[Tisch]

(move over) IM HERE! Where are we?

 

[Suomi]

10 Iceland
05 Austria
02 Ireland
10 Turkey
08 Malta
10 Bosnia
06 Portugal
10 Croatia
00 Cyprus

 

[Lucille]

Slight aside, I know 6 is the max number of people allowed on stage, but when does 5 backing dancers ever make sense. It’s not symmetrical and it feels wrong.

 

[Penelope]

I imagine this is what it's like when Penny DOUBLE DROPS at home and has a KARAOKE PARTY

PLEASE, that's more like BOSNIA

 

[Soldi]

(move over) IM HERE! Where are we?

41 mins

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I want this cheap music to soundtrack everything I do from now on.

 

[Penelope]

Instagram update please.

I can only find a private account

https://www.instagram.com/steliosconstantas/?hl=en

 

[lolly]

The way he's moving suggests he'd be shit in bed. Sorry girls.

 

[dmlaw]

Are there ANY STRAIGHT MEN LEFT in Cyprus?

Wife and three children, according to a suspiciously unreferenced paragraph in Wikipedia.

 

[win_the_game]

Loving this SAKIS PROTO-TYPE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

05 Iceland
05 Austria
08 Ireland
10 Turkey
06 Malta
09 Bosnia
05 Portugal
10 Croatia
08 Cyprus

 

[lolly]

07 Iceland
04 Austria
02 Ireland
09 Turkey
02 Malta
08 Bosnia and Herzegovina
06 Portugal
08 Croatia
05 Cyprus

 

[Beverley]

GIVE ME YOUR TACO FLAVOURED KISSES

He can kiss MY taco

 

[Kala]

Let's be GAY, I think?

 

[Suomi]

Lou is the Rachey of Germany!

 

[Tisch]

41 mins

Sorry I randomly skipped to Tatu and @Iguana wants to see them so I'm watching that

 

[Beverley]

It's LOU time!

 

[ButterTart]

This all feels like a last minute replacement after the real Cypriot act was electrocuted in the hotel swimming pool earlier that day.