Eurovision rewatch 8th April (20:00 BST): Riga 2003

[lolly]

Sertab's knocking back her sherry and firing up the shopmobility. She'll be on stage within the hour.

Sounds like me of a Saturday evening

 

[Tisch]

So the UK and Ireland gave Russia nothing in a year where t.a.t.u had been number 1 there. and Sweden giving nothing to Belgium

I think they'd been exposed as FAKE LESBAINS by then and we were angered!

 

[Dark Carnival]

DC looks bad in vests. He should cover up his muscles at all times. I've asked my friend Trinny and she agrees.

Hey lads

 

[Lucille]

What a HIDEOUS TROPHY

 

[Dark Carnival]

NICE TROPHY!

 

[Penelope]

FUCKING BANGER!!!!!!

 

[Soldi]

-

Dunno if it worked but CHIN CHIN LOVES, I’ve nothing on DC

 

[Lucille]

Hey lads

YOU’RE BEARD IS FERAL YOU MINX! Imagine that scratching against your hole girls!

 

[dmlaw]

So the UK and Ireland gave Russia nothing in a year where t.a.t.u had been number 1 there. and Sweden giving nothing to Belgium

They sang in forrin. We don't care for forrin.

 

[Lucille]

Dunno if it worked but CHIN CHIN LOVES

OOOOG YOU TEASE.

 

[lolly]

YOU’RE BEARD IS FERAL YOU MINX! Imagine that scratching against your hole girls!

Can it clean out my litter tray first?

 

[ButterTart]

Ooh the MAYOR. Fresh from judging the baking contest down the village hall.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Hey lads

FERAL.

It looks like a DISGUISE.

 

[Penelope]

Really UGLIER THAN LORDI

 

[Tisch]

Hey lads

FUCK YOU

Also thanks for making sure I wasn't the only one to post one and you're quite fit, pm me. X

 

[Dark Carnival]

YOU’RE BEARD IS FERAL YOU MINX! Imagine that scratching against your hole girls!

I'm only growing it right now so I can SCRATCH against as many holes as I can at the end of the pandemic!

 

[Lucille]

THIS SONG GOES SO HARD.

 

[Dark Carnival]

COME ON SHIMMY SERTAB!!

 

[D5K]

Not a belly button in sight

 

[Suomi]

I wonder if tatu winning would have kind of killed Eurovision a bit. Imagine the BOOING upon reprise

 

[Dark Carnival]

Backing singers still SHIT!

 

[Penelope]

NOTHING IN THE WORLD THAT COULD STOP ME NO SIR!

 

[Lucille]

NAILING THE RAP PART!!!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Come on take us to Istanbul Queen!

 

[Tisch]

Any mention ever been made of the blatant copyright issues between this and kiss kiss by Holly valance

 

[Lucille]

THIS IS EMOTIONAL.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

NOTHING IN THE WORLD THAT CAN STOP ME NO SIR

 

[Dark Carnival]

NAILING THE RAP PART!!!

!

 

[D5K]

Come on take us to Istanbul Queen!

Or fucking Ankara

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'LL CRY! I'LL DIE!

 

[lolly]

EXHAUSTED

 

[Penelope]

Pressing play on Liquid Eurovision NOW

 

[Dark Carnival]

Or fucking Ankara

EITHER!

 

[Penelope]

I COULD SEE HER STRUGGLING I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE WON

 

[VoR]

Any mention ever been made of the blatant copyright issues between this and kiss kiss by Holly valance

Holly could hardly complain - Kiss Kiss is a cover of a Turkish song.

 

[Soldi]

Right are we doing that LORRAINE SHOW or 1999?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This really was the song that birthed a thousand imitations.

 

[Suomi]

Pressing play on Liquid Eurovision NOW

WAIT 5 MINS

 

[Dark Carnival]

Terry still going about how Europe hates POOR POOR UK !

 

[lolly]

Are we really doing Liquid Eurovision?

I'd like a short break at least