MADONNA REWATCH PARTY #1: Blond Ambition Tour & Truth or Dare - 10th April (19:00 BST)

[lolly]

God I LOVE Where's The Party so much

 

[Beverley]

God she COULDN'T SHUT HER UP, could you?

 

[Lucille]

“CAN I GRAB YOUR CROTCH”

Get that consent MAMA!

 

[Penelope]

Why do GUYS GET TO GRAB THEIR CROTCH? *What It Feels Like For A Girl intro starts playing*

 

[Sheena]

Where's The Party wasn't mimed everywhere, but CLEARLY was here

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Blatantly lipsynching but at least she's dancing her arse off...

 

[Alla]

One of the weakest songs in the setlist and still AMAZING.

 

[straightorbroken]

I hope she attempts the laughing part (a genuine high on the recording).

 

[Alla]

Another fantastic live performance, yeah

 

[Sheena]

As much as I appreciate Where's The Party is a lost single, it was never my favourite. Then again, True Blue is right down towards the bottom end of her albums for me.

 

[Penelope]

God this is more 80s than NUCLEAR APOCALYPSE

 

[GNL]

Nice of the local gay cycling club to make an appearance.

 

[Christian]

The director likes him some SLAM

 

[Penelope]

Nice of the local gay cycling club to make an appearance.

Is that KRAFTWERK?

 

[Sheena]

The director likes him some SLAM

KNOW YOUR AUDIENCE

 

[Penelope]

Such NEW JACK SWING DANCING

I LOVE YOU BOBBY BROWN

 

[Beverley]

Oh wait I FORGOT Kevin, the Japanese dancer. He's my number 2 fave.

 

[lolly]

poor dead Gabriel

 

[Sheena]

Having said all of this, didn't SUEDEY or was it someone else try and persuade us that this leaked show was a REALLY GOOD VOCAL PERFORMANCE?

 

[Christian]

OOOOOOH, get your cone bras READY

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Oliver was definitely the best dancer on that tour.

 

[straightorbroken]

I think I'm ready now to audition for the girlie show at most of this choreo.

Edit: oh of course they'd start doing gymnastics after I post that.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Having said all of this, didn't SUEDEY or was it someone else try and persuade us that this leaked show was a REALLY GOOD VOCAL PERFORMANCE?

NOT ME!

 

[Alla]

It's so obvious she's not singing live But it was alright before the Milli Vanilli scandal, I guess (just a few months later).

 

[Cerro de Casa]

The only decent vocals from the professionally filmed shows on this tour is Yokohama.

 

[Penelope]

How many of the dancers are dead? THE AIDS I presume?

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Here we GO....

 

[Beverley]

One

 

[straightorbroken]

In my opinion, this is where the myth of BA truly lives. Well, this and Vogue.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

How many of the dancers are dead? THE AIDS I presume?

Two I think. Louis is definitely dead (far right in Express Yourself).

You should watch Strike a Pose - it's a v good film.

 

[Sheena]

She was a PRETTY DREADFUL live vocalist at the time apart from the odd one off performance. She certainly learned as her career went along.

 

[Christian]

I wish this wasn't shot so tightly

 

[Sheena]

The SHADING on that face wouldn't be out of place on Drag Race and then would get critiqued to FUCK by MICHELLE

 

[Sheena]

"I bet she doesn't masturbate on stage tonight"

"I bet she does it more"

 

[straightorbroken]

I'd love her to go for this rendition of L-A-V (Madonna) again. Maybe without the dry humping mind.

 

[Beverley]

Two I think. Louis is definitely dead (far right in Express Yourself).

You should watch Strike a Pose - it's a v good film.

I was just gonna SAY! Its SO good

 

[Sheena]

In fairness, this isn't TERRIBLE vocally. Strained, but at least she's REMOTELY in tune.

 

[Lucille]

Oooooh the dancers have BAGUETTE TITS.

 

[Christian]

I love it every time José pops up in Pose to deliver TENS ACROSS THE BOARD

 

[lolly]

Two I think. Louis is definitely dead (far right in Express Yourself).

You should watch Strike a Pose - it's a v good film.

Louis? Is that Luis or someone else? He's DEAD?

 

[Penelope]

Her vocals aren't BAD here loves