MADONNA REWATCH PARTY #1: Blond Ambition Tour & Truth or Dare - 10th April (19:00 BST)

[Alla]

What the hell is this?!

She got really excited after finding the coloured vinyl for Scavenger Hunt and went nuts.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I love the gay Dick Tracy dancers! I think it may have been when I realised I was DEFINITELY gay as a 10 year old

 

[Sheena]

You all have to remember this was conceived at a point when it was widely considered that Dick Tracy was going to be one of the BIGGEST FILMS OF ALL TIME

 

[Christian]

Dancing Dick Tracys were not Christopher Ciconne's best idea ever

 

[Lucille]

DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK

 

[Beverley]

She wouldn't win a lipsync for her life though, that's for sure

SHE'S NO ACTRESS NEITHER

 

[Sheena]

MY BOTTOM HURTS JUST THINKING ABOUT IT!

 

[Christian]

You all have to remember this was conceived at a point when it was widely considered that Dick Tracy was going to be one of the BIGGEST FILMS OF ALL TIME

And Warren was going to direct her to an OSCAR

 

[Penelope]

OMG she's going to do GANG BANG!

 

[Sheena]

THANK YOU!

 

[lolly]

Are we pausing?

 

[Cerro de Casa]

OK EVERYONE

SHALL WE START PART 2 AT 20:15??

 

[Sheena]

Oh it ticked straight into Part 2...are we just going on?

 

[Lucille]

You all have to remember this was conceived at a point when it was widely considered that Dick Tracy was going to be one of the BIGGEST FILMS OF ALL TIME

IVE NEVER SEEN IT

 

[Alla]

Craving for dick while I'm having a banana for dinner.

 

[Christian]

Ooh, CHANGE THE DISC

 

[Sheena]

OK EVERYONE

SHALL WE START PART 2 AT 20:15??

OK, THIS!

 

[straightorbroken]

Love that intro to Material Girl.

 

[POP!]

Enjoying "Now That I'm Following You" more than I thought I would

 

[Sheena]

IVE NEVER SEEN IT

It's actually ALRIGHT. It's not great. She is good in it.

 

[Penelope]

OK EVERYONE

SHALL WE START PART 2 AT 20:15??

Make it 20:10 AT LEAST

 

[Christian]

IVE NEVER SEEN IT

It's ALRIGHT

She's FINE

At least compared to later HORRORS

 

[Lucille]

Yes 8.15!

 

[Penelope]

Make it 20:10 AT LEAST

Oh ignore me

 

[straightorbroken]

A "hi Louise" wouldn't have sounded out of place.

Totally ripping off Cher's Laverne here though.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Make it 20:10 AT LEAST

GET OUT

Again

It's 20:15.

 

[Beverley]

Dancing Dick Tracys were not Christopher Ciconne's best idea ever

Was Christopher the WILLY BAKER of her respective era?!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

A "hi Louise" wouldn't have sounded out of place.

Totally ripping off Cher's Laverne here though.

WHO?

 

[Lucille]

Make it 20:10 AT LEAST

Always such an EAGER BEAVER!

 

[Sheena]

I know what you're thinking. You don't know if you wanna hit me or kiss me. I get a lot of that.

 

[Penelope]

Going to the foyer for a visit to the ladies and a glass of bitchpiss in the intermission

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Was Christopher the WILLY BAKER of her respective era?!

Yes except she never paid him properly because he was her brother IF YOU BELIEVE HIS HATEFUL BOOK.

 

[straightorbroken]

Did she hate this song that much?

 

[lolly]

BLOOD'S THICKER THAN MUD

 

[Lucille]

MASC ALERT : I just opened my beer with a WRENCH.

 

[Christian]

So I was 19 then. Still hadn't discovered the joy of cock, though.

Oh I HAD

 

[Penelope]

MASC ALERT : I just opened my beer with a WRENCH.

I just slaughtered open a packet of buffalo mozzarella in the HALAL FASHION

 

[Beverley]

I don't understand why she massacred MATERIAL girl

 

[straightorbroken]

Her voice sounding like it's had quite enough at this point

 

[Beverley]

Oops wait, mine went straight onto part two and I didn't notice