MADONNA REWATCH PARTY #1: Blond Ambition Tour & Truth or Dare - 10th April (19:00 BST)

[Christian]

LA ISLA BONITA ISN'T ON THE SETLIST?!

That's why she includes it in EVERY SINGLE GIG BAR NONE these days

 

[straightorbroken]

I do love the efficiency of layering the ensembles. Just spotted the Vogue cycling shorts.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Wonder if Madonna's on PrEP these days

MADONNA INVENTED PREP

 

[GNL]

I love wholesome '80s/'90s safe sex messages. Can you imagine Dua Lipa warning the fans of the dangers of super gonorrhea mid-gig? No.

Charli XCX maybe.

 

[Penelope]

Love this slaggy ensemble but CHRIST her vocals are really giving out at this point

 

[Sheena]

How did we never notice the jump from live to mimed and back again?

 

[Cerro de Casa]

And yes this is the DEFINITIVE performance of Into the Groove, as much as I love the Virgin & Who's That Girl performances...

 

[Sheena]

I love wholesome '80s/'90s safe sex messages. Can you imagine Dua Lipa warning the fans of the dangers of super gonorrhea mid-gig? No.

Charli XCX maybe.

It was fucking GROUNDBREAKING!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

How did we never notice the jump from live to mimed and back again?

I didn't AT THE TIME but it's SO OBVIOUS NOW

 

[Beverley]

Lucille Fact : I came 4th singing this at a karaoke contest in Mexico.

Bitch, we need to hear you SING!

 

[Penelope]

I love wholesome '80s/'90s safe sex messages. Can you imagine Dua Lipa warning the fans of the dangers of super gonorrhea mid-gig? No.

Charli XCX maybe.

Now those two are DEFINITELY on PrEP

Well maybe not Dua she's a bit boring

 

[straightorbroken]

Madonna does ballroom very well here. Even better than the What it feels like for a lesbo senorita thing she did on DW (although I bloody love the actual re recording).

 

[Sheena]

Love this slaggy ensemble but CHRIST her vocals are really giving out at this point

"At this point"?

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN FOR THE LAST HOUR!?

 

[Sheena]

Talking of which, where the fuck is @lolly ?

 

[Penelope]

It was fucking GROUNDBREAKING!

Preaching SAFE SEX? THATCHER DID IT FIRST

 

[Lucille]

Bitch, we need to hear you SING!

For context that was out of 7 contestants.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Ain't NOBODY BETTER
Ain't NOBODY BETTER BABE

 

[Alla]

Glad you're enjoying this so much, @Penelope

 

[Beverley]

This CHOREO is super

 

[Sheena]

GROOVE ME!
Groove boy
GROOVE ME!
You've got to MOVE BOY!
MOVE ME!
Move boy
You've got GROOVE boy!
Ain't nobody better
Ain't nobody better, babe...

 

[straightorbroken]

Lucille Fact : I came 4th singing this at a karaoke contest in Mexico.

I hope Margarita Pracatan won.

Edit: she's Cuban, but it doesn't matter

 

[Cerro de Casa]

VOGUE


Seriously FFS why can she just not do that in 2020 instead of fking Candy Shop & HUman Nature

 

[Sheena]

The SEGUES in this show really were PHENOMENAL

 

[Beverley]

For context that was out of 7 contestants.

Average then. Just how I like my men.

 

[Alla]

Oooh VOGUE

 

[Sheena]

Apart from the MTV Awards, this will always be my favourite performance of Vogue

 

[Penelope]

VOGUE


Seriously FFS why can she just not do that in 2020 instead of fking Candy Shop & HUman Nature

Human Nature is SUPERB and her sugar is RAW

 

[straightorbroken]

And here is the perf that set her up as the Queen of Pop.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

That Vogue outfit though.

MINIMALISM ICONICA REMIX

Hashtag WHEN WILL YOUR FAVES EVER etc. etc.

 

[Sheena]

LOVE that she mimes the spoken word intro too

 

[Alla]

Those Ascot hats.

 

[Christian]

Vogue - no words

 

[straightorbroken]

Some less than good camera work here.

 

[Christian]

Does she ever sing vogue live? It doesn't even seem that difficult.

 

[Penelope]

Such SHAPELY THIGHS

 

[Pipo]

sorry I wasn't invited to this but I've never seen that Material Girl perf in my life. SHOOK doesn't even begin to cover it.

 

[Sheena]

Does she ever sing vogue live? It doesn't even seem that difficult.

Surely the dance moves make it that way...

 

[Alla]

She was really fit, those arms!

 

[Sheena]

Love how we all went quiet for a bit at the SHEER ICONIC NATURE of this HOT SHIT

 

[Christian]

1. Girlie Show Vogue
2. MDNA Vogue
3. Blond Ambition Vogue