Eurovision Rewatch Vienna 2015 (20:00 BST 11/04)

[D5K]

He’s a good singer though, isn’t he?

Another hat though

 

[D5K]

GOOD GRIEF.

It’s not a classic year

 

[VoR]

His face must have been so uncomfortably hot. Hardly seems worth it.

 

[ButterTart]

It's like they were presented to a focus group who were asked 'hey guys, how can we make this band even more offputting than they already are?'

 

[AGinAg (37)]

07 Slovenia
09 France
09 Israel
09 Estonia
01 UK
06 Armenia
02 Lithuania
11 Serbia
04 Norway
08 Sweden
06 Cyprus
06 Australia
10 Belgium
02 Austria

 

[COB]

AMINATA JUDGES YOU

*insert gif cos I can't be fucked*

Well she'll always be my best one OBVS

 

[Dark Carnival]

rip piano

 

[Soldi]

07 Slovenia
08 France
10 Israel
11 Estonia
00 UK
01 Armenia
04 Lithuania
15929482 Serbia
09 Norway
08 Sweden
03 Cyprus
08 Australia
400 Belgium
07 Austria

 

[dmlaw]

Conchita's really let herself go since winning.

 

[OutSynk]

Right I'm off to Google pics of Mans and shove a dildo in.

 

[Madison]

It would have won Eurovision 1970 easily.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

His face must have been so uncomfortably hot. Hardly seems worth it.

Always the pragmatist.

 

[Dark Carnival]

YAS QUEEN

 

[Lucille]

It’s not a classic year

Thank god one of us didn’t pick it, otherwise HEADS WOULD TOLL.

 

[ButterTart]

I bet Conchita is an absolute dick when the cameras are off.

 

[Soldi]

Oh this COMEDY is sending me

 

[Iguana]

06 Slovenia
09 France
06 Israel
07 Estonia
04 UK
05 Armenia
06 Lithuania
06 Serbia
06 Norway
10 Sweden
04 Cyprus
06 Australia
09 Belgium
08 Austria

 

[OutSynk]

Did she call Conchita a GREEN MOM?

 

[Tisch]

SEE IT I KNEW IT

 

[Madison]

Has someone edited the Makemakes’ Wikipedia page to annoy me?

“In July 2019, the band released the single "The Beach".[6] The song paked at number 21 on the Scottish Singles Chart”

 

[Alla]

07 Slovenia
06 France
09 Israel
11 Estonia
Ç& UK
05 Armenia
04 Lithuania
09 Serbia
12 Norway
03 Sweden
05 Cyprus
06 Australia
08 Belgium
01 Austria

 

[Iguana]

SERIOUS TALK

 

[Dark Carnival]

Je suis désolée!!!

 

[D5K]

Thank god one of us didn’t pick it, otherwise HEADS WOULD TOLL.

Do not ask for whom the heads toll.

 

[VoR]

Oh this AUSTRIAN BANTER

 

[ButterTart]

08 Austria

Started on the Domestos already, have we?

 

[D5K]

I seem to remember from the Moopyvision decade that I’m the only one here for this overblown Greek drama

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Conchita was the best thing about the Austrian hosting.

 

[Soldi]

Has someone edited the Makemakes’ Wikipedia page to annoy me?

“In July 2019, the band released the single "The Beach".[6] The song paked at number 21 on the Scottish Singles Chart”

“Also peaked at #52 on the Hull Hot 100”

 

[Madison]

“Also peaked at #52 on the Hull Hot 100”

 

[Dark Carnival]

I bet Conchita is an absolute dick when the cameras are off.

Of course she is

 

[Lucille]

Oh finally some FANNY.

 

[ButterTart]

Quite fit.

 

[Soldi]

Oh finally some FANNY.

You’ve had a CHANGE OF TUNE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

SPARKLE!

 

[Tisch]

It's CAT DEELEY

 

[Dark Carnival]

Thank you Greece for allowing us to breath a bit!

 

[Madison]

I’m surprised the piano still sounds good.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh finally some FANNY.

She's a look of Cat Deeley about her, right down to the wonky eye.

 

[octophone]

TONIGHT AT BUTLINS

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