Eurovision Rewatch Vienna 2015 (20:00 BST 11/04)

[Beverley]

The song isn't bad, after all

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh, I wondered what had happened to RobotBoy.

Dead.

 

[octophone]

Absolute shit. Easiest act to follow so far.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

07 Slovenia
09 France
09 Israel
09 Estonia
01 UK
06 Armenia
02 Lithuania
11 Serbia
04 Norway
08 Sweden
06 Cyprus
06 Australia

 

[Madison]

Meh

 

[Penelope]

I wish Pen was here to check whether Mr Cyprus has had a GLOW UP or not

He hasn't.

 

[ButterTart]

He has the face of a much, much fatter man.

 

[Alla]

I usually dislike the 'But Australia isn't in Europe' complaint

I remember some loons tweeting about being worried for aussies safety because of some very angry euroqueens

 

[Soldi]

07 Slovenia
08 France
10 Israel
11 Estonia
00 UK
01 Armenia
04 Lithuania
15929482 Serbia
09 Norway
08 Sweden
03 Cyprus
08 Australia

 

[Beverley]

Oh HI, SURIE!

 

[D5K]

I liked that

 

[Soldi]

Now Belgium WAS my FAVOURITE

 

[Dark Carnival]

Queen Loïc!

 

[Tisch]

Belgium feat. SURIE!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Ooh yay Belgium.

 

[Madison]

Now this guy is a star

 

[Lucille]

DO TONIGHT AGAIN ITS NOT 1999


Right girls, that’s the end of the 1999 jokes, WEVE HAD OUR FUN BUT STOP.

 

[dmlaw]

I love this Belgian song. It should win the whole thing.

 

[Alla]

I thought this was a lot worse than actually is, not too bad for a MAN.

 

[Madison]

Ooh - I’ve been to that Volkstheater

 

[octophone]

Oh fuck off. Go study for your 11 plus.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh good, here's Adore Delano come to be all cool and shit with a cool and shit song.

 

[Raining on Me]

Australia was a bit shit-with-effort-put-in but I really wouldn't do without them these days.

 

[Beverley]

Queen Loïc!

She really gets on my TITS

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This is such ARTPOP.

 

[Lucille]

YASSS TWINK.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Such a well dressed young man.

 

[OutSynk]

I thought this was a lot worse than actually is, not too bad for a MAN.

Is this Kala?

 

[Madison]

I love the different sizes of singers.

 

[Soldi]

DO TONIGHT AGAIN ITS NOT 1999


Right girls, that’s the end of the 1999 jokes, WEVE HAD OUR FUN BUT STOP.

We still need to watch it ONCE A WEEK MINIMUM

 

[Alla]

07 Slovenia
06 France
09 Israel
11 Estonia
00 UK
05 Armenia
04 Lithuania
09 Serbia
12 Norway
03 Sweden
05 Cyprus
06 Australia (which is not Europe)

 

[Dark Carnival]

Fucking hell this staging!

 

[octophone]

This staging/lighting is wasted on this song.

 

[Lucille]

I thought this was a lot worse than actually is, not too bad for a MAN.

HARDLY!

 

[Soldi]

Is this Kala?

Wait what did Kala do?

 

[D5K]

Another instance of an iconic performance elevating a pretty average song.

 

[ButterTart]

I know this is an unpopular opinion, but I've had a Kopparberg and I'm spoiling for a ruckus so bollocks anyway:

Rhythm Inside is fucking SHIT.

 

[Tisch]

This is so good

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I forgot he did a SPIN.

What a TRIPLE THREAT.

 

[Beverley]

This staging/lighting is wasted on this song.

Exactly. It teeters too much towards the TUNELESS for me