Eurovision Rewatch Vienna 2015 (20:00 BST 11/04)

[Penelope]

Yes, but we’re the ones being trolled!

I'll have you know that as of Boggie I am entirely PRO war

 

[D5K]

I liked this song before the contest, then went right off it during the week

 

[Soldi]

It really was just ONE TOO MANY BALLADS by this point.

 

[Beverley]

What a mess

 

[octophone]

Is this the last song? PLEASE say it is...

 

[Lucille]

Ooooh these guys look like SHIT EATING CUNTS.

 

[D5K]

Hang on is one of them just the Cyprus guy who’s taken his tie off?

 

[Dark Carnival]

this queen I'm watching this with is going to SING this one at my WEDDING! !

 

[COB]

They're in wheelchairs? Come on lads, we'll DESTROY them!

 

[Lucille]

Ooooh these guys look like SHIT EATING CUNTS.

The singers not the disabled men to be clear.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Poland vs Italy basketball game?

 

[ButterTart]

Now these lads look like they met in prison. In fact, their original band name was Il Nonco.

 

[Alla]

Il Volo being underrated here because they're MEN.

 

[Lucille]

The singers not the disabled men to be clear.

Although not ALL disabilities are visible.

 

[Beverley]

Thank you @octophone

HI MRS SUOMI!!

 

[Tisch]

All of Italy IN ME NOW

 

[Raining on Me]

I fucking love Albania.

She is ALIIIIIIVE! What a final moment! I feel like I need to see if I rated it well in moopyvision because, given what she followed, that was surprisingly effective

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Reminder: DISABLED RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'll RIM them all!

 

[Beverley]

OK he cute

 

[Penelope]

There is something VERY very 00s retro about this Italian entry. It feels about ten years late and I feel almost like something is being missed in how this and its other retro brethren You Are The Only One and Keiino did so well on the televote too.

 

[Soldi]

The singers not the disabled men to be clear.

 

[D5K]

Song 27? Is this as long as the semi from hell from 2007 that broke the whole system?

 

[Tisch]

I'll RIM them all!

Well OBVIOUSLY

#italianhairyarseholes

 

[octophone]

Well, if only the rest of the country had social distanced as effectively as this.

 

[dmlaw]

I have a lot more time for the Italians doing popera than when those silly Northern Europeans try the same thing.

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Madison]

(I’m not planning in doing the Excel work this time, does anyone else wants to do it?)

 

[Dark Carnival]

omg I WANT TO GET MARRIED TO THIS!!!!

 

[ButterTart]

Although this is a stone cold BEAST of a song.

 

[Penelope]

I think the one on the left would get it. One in the middle too if he sorted out that appalling beard.

 

[Beverley]

this queen I'm watching this with is going to SING this one at my WEDDING! !

Just WHO IS THIS BITCH?!

 

[Tisch]

This is WAY better than I remember

 

[Raining on Me]

Spoiler: Spoiler

Second on both. Sweden won the Jury, Italy the televote.

Of course! I'd forgotten those Italian SCOUNDRELS!

 

[D5K]

(I’m not planning in doing the Excel work this time, does anyone else wants to do it?)

I can do it

 

[AGinAg (37)]

07 Slovenia
09 France
09 Israel
09 Estonia
01 UK
06 Armenia
02 Lithuania
11 Serbia
04 Norway
08 Sweden
06 Cyprus
06 Australia
10 Belgium
02 Austria
06 Greece
08 Montenegro
05 Germany
02 Poland
100 Latvia
05 Romania
08 Spain
01 Hungary
07 Georgia
09 Azerbaijan
10 Russia
03 Albania
09 Italy

 

[Beverley]

I like the slimey-looking one the best

 

[Dark Carnival]

I CAN'T!!!

 

[Soldi]

(I’m not planning in doing the Excel work this time, does anyone else wants to do it?)

I could start a SCOREWIZ

 

[COB]

Just WHO IS THIS BITCH?!

Tell them we hate them!

(Not really xxx)