Eurovision Rewatch Vienna 2015 (20:00 BST 11/04) (2 Viewers)

[dmlaw]

At least we've had the good sense to drop boring old Sweden into a canyon since 2015.

 

[Lucille]

Reading back through this I see Lucille and I really were being RASCAL WHORES. Poor DC

I blame the Rose, it gets me especially RASCALLY.

 

[Alla]

And WHO THE FUCK gave points to ELECTRO VELVET?

You don't appreciate it because it represents your country and it's just too embarrassing, I get that, but such a level of ridiculousness is fabulous

 

[Dark Carnival]

End of year rerun results

1 - Estonia
2 - Belgium
3 - Sweden
4 - Russia
5 - Israel

The only result that counts BYE.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Mrs Suomi says that Estonia is the best staging he’s ever seen at ESC

Mr Suomi is right once again!

 

[lolly]

I blame the Rose, it gets me especially RASCALLY.

If you're a rosé kind of girl, I heartily recommend Aldi's Costières de Nîmes. Even in these days it's nice to have something pleasant to do the job.

https://www.aldi.co.uk/costieres-de-nimes-rosé/p/702621365521500

 

[Lucille]

Oh that looks LOVELY, I'm afraid I'm a Lidl girl myself!

 

[lolly]

Yes, I'd be lying if I said it wasn't the PRETTY LABEL which sold it to me

 

[ButterTart]

The only result that counts BYE.

Take out Belgium and replace it with something MEMORABLE, and that's not a bad line up. I don't even object to Swedish Pleasure Robot #349 as long as he's not fucking winning.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

How have we consistently failed to put Latvia at no.1?

 

[ButterTart]

How have we consistently failed to put Latvia at no.1?

Basic common sense.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Basic common sense.

SHIT OFF WITH YOUR HETERONORMATIVE BULLSHIT

 

[AGinAg (37)]

To my surprise Polina didn't just disappear into a cave after the show. She's the personality judge on The Voice Russia.

 

[Soldi]

To my surprise Polina didn't just disappear into a cave after the show. She's the personality judge on The Voice Russia.

And AMINATA was a contestant and ended up being on her team

 

[AGinAg (37)]

And AMINATA was a contestant and ended up being on her team

Yup. There's a whole hidden world of Eurovision comings and goings invisible to the human eye.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Dima Bilan was also gay on The Voice Russia.

 

[Alla]

And AMINATA was a contestant and ended up being on her team

What? What the hell is Aminata doing in The Voice Russia?

 

[Alla]

I found it. Wait, Dima Bilan gay is another judge

 

[Soldi]

Dima Bilan gay

Not as gay as the MACHO winning Azerbaijan man, who is kind of how I imagine ButterTart to be.

 

[lolly]

And AMINATA was a contestant and ended up being on her team

Okay, so which season of The Voice Russia are we doing a moopy watch for, then?

 

[lolly]

And sorry guys, I just realised had I watched last night, Latvia would have won.

 

[Alla]

Not as gay as the MACHO winning Azerbaijan man, who is kind of how I imagine ButterTart to be.

I imagine that was until certain video leaked

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I found it. Wait, Dima Bilan gay is another judge

Does Polina recognise her?

 

[Soldi]

I imagine that was until certain video leaked

Ooh TELL ALL

 

[Beverley]

Ooh, and she sang one of Polina's songs too.

She really is a wonderful vocalist

 

[lolly]

I found it. Wait, Dima Bilan gay is another judge

I'm not fucking watching THAT, then

 

[Beverley]

Does Polina recognise her?

Yeah, Aminata says something about them knowing each other from Euroviz

 

[Alla]

Does Polina recognise her?

Well this was in 2016, so no.

 

[Alla]

Yeah, Aminata says something about them knowing each other from Euroviz

Ms. Bev just ruined it, I prefer the "I don't know her" version

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Well this was in 2016, so no.

?

 

[Alla]

?

It was the very next year, of course she did! I just prefer an alternative version where she refuses to acknowledge her.

 

[Dark Carnival]

How have we consistently failed to put Latvia at no.1?

That witch never managed to CONVERT me

 

[Dark Carnival]

And AMINATA was a contestant and ended up being on her team

WHAT?!!

 

[OutSynk]

STILL SEXUALLY CHARGED FROM SEEING SO MUCH MANS.

 

[Lucille]

The Moopy GAY CLIQUE has spoken.

 

[Soldi]

The Moopy GAY CLIQUE has spoken.

Wrong thread AGAIN you drunk slag!

 

[Lucille]

Wrong thread AGAIN you drunk slag!

 

[Zu]

Wrong thread AGAIN you drunk slag!

MANNERS!

 

[Soldi]

MANNERS!

 

[Tisch]

The Moopy GAY CLIQUE has spoken.

AMAZING