Wednesday hangs around sewage outlet pipes, treading water with their mouth open

[Shirley]

Dig a hole and bury it, or let it rot and other stuff will eat it. Depends how big your garden is, how big your appetite for buying a rotting corpse is, and how much carrion devouring prey you have in the area I guess?

I heard the poor old crows were DESPERATE due to the decrease in ROADKILL

 

[Shirley]

Talking about ROADKILL, it's all ALL-IN WORK ZOOM MEETING coming up soon. Thank God for the 40 MINUTE LIMIT

 

[Beverley]

Dig a hole and bury it, or let it rot and other stuff will eat it. Depends how big your garden is, how big your appetite for buying a rotting corpse is, and how much carrion devouring prey you have in the area I guess?

I feel sick at the thought! I've just forked out stupid amounts of money to get somebody to come and dispose of it tomorrow.

 

[big ron]

I heard the poor old crows were DESPERATE due to the decrease in ROADKILL

Rats are apparently about to get AGGRESSIVE due to the lack of SHIT they can gnaw on.

We have truly entered post-apocalyptic times.

 

[big ron]

I feel sick at the thought! I've just forked out stupid amounts of money to get somebody to come and dispose of it tomorrow.

It'll fucking stink after a while.

 

[big ron]

Dox the cunt.

Tell him to fuck off.

Tempting as both of these are he could actually be useful to me. It came about from some mad twitter BANTZ as well.

 

[Beverley]

It'll fucking stink after a while.

I'm not going back to the house ever again.

DON'T MAKE ME GO BACK THERE.

 

[octophone]

Rats are apparently about to get AGGRESSIVE due to the lack of SHIT they can gnaw on.

We have truly entered post-apocalyptic times.

The seagulls around the River Clyde are getting narky as well. There's always lots of them around a development called The Quay which has a big cinema, a bowling alley (because it's still 1995, apparently), a bingo hall and several restaurants. The bins there are always abundant whatever yr tastes. Now that they're not, the seagull population are travelling further afield and getting rowdy. Punters were already getting attacked for their Greggs but now even they're closed so they're hanging about the Tescos, Sainsburys etc.

 

[octophone]

Tempting as both of these are he could actually be useful to me. It came about from some mad twitter BANTZ as well.

I guess I could live with you making money out of him.

For now.

 

[big ron]

The seagulls around the River Clyde are getting narky as well. There's always lots of them around a development called The Quay which has a big cinema, a bowling alley (because it's still 1995, apparently), a bingo hall and several restaurants. The bins there are always abundant whatever yr tastes. Now that they're not, the seagull population are travelling further afield and getting rowdy. Punters were already getting attacked for their Greggs but now even they're closed so they're hanging about the Tescos, Sainsburys etc.

Have you seen the pigeons going for that woman in Spain?!

 

[Lucille]

I fell victim to the newly emboldened wildlife last night when I was awoken in the middle of the night by the demonic screams of two foxes fucking.

 

[octophone]

Have you seen the pigeons going for that woman in Spain?!

Yeah but because they were Spanish, I assumed they were just trying to sexually harass her.

 

[Mats]

I went to my house yesterday to pick up some books (I'm staying with my parents) and saw what I think is a dead fox in the back garden. I checked my CCTV and it seems that it was a very shabby and diseased animal, and I watched the final seconds of its life.

But how do I GET RID OF IT, especially in these corona times? I've emailed the council (contact centres are closed), but I suspect they won't do anything. I want it sorted relatively quick cos it died there on SUNDAY. Can anybody advise?

a hearty tagine with preserved lemons!

 

[Lucille]

Omg the queue for Lidl today is LEVIATHAN in length. Thankfully someone Is blasting ACE OF BASE from their car to create a CARNIVAL atmosphere.

 

[ButterTart]

Is Guido that four year old alt-right cunt who sometimes appears on Question Time? Or is it an actual ex poster?

 

[Kate]

Is Guido that four year old alt-right cunt who sometimes appears on Question Time? Or is it an actual ex poster?

That's him. Ooh, was the SCANDAL before your time? Remember William Hague getting in trouble for sharing hotel rooms with his pretty boy advisor? That pretty boy used to post here. Guido found out and we got mentioned on his website, referred to as a "gay chatroom". Such fun.

 

[Kate]

My god that's nearly 10 years ago now.

 

[Lucille]

The security guard at Lidl is gorgeous actually, may queue again later.

 

[Mats]

that boy really WAS pretty!

 

[Star]

The security guard at Lidl is gorgeous actually, may queue again later.

Awww @Suomi does love a compliment!

 

[Lucille]

 

[ButterTart]

That's him. Ooh, was the SCANDAL before your time? Remember William Hague getting in trouble for sharing hotel rooms with his pretty boy advisor? That pretty boy used to post here. Guido found out and we got mentioned on his website, referred to as a "gay chatroom". Such fun.

It’s a gay interest chat lounge. Cunty little toddler.

 

[Beverley]

The fox has been removed by the council YAY!

An hour later they emailed to confirm that they did not 'remove dead animals from private property'. Idiots.

 

[Sheena]

That's him. Ooh, was the SCANDAL before your time? Remember William Hague getting in trouble for sharing hotel rooms with his pretty boy advisor? That pretty boy used to post here. Guido found out and we got mentioned on his website, referred to as a "gay chatroom". Such fun.

ALLEGEDLY

 

[Tisch]

Anyone have any HOT FACTS about that? 10 years is long enough so I think spilling should be fine. I still look it up occasionally 'cos I find Kratz quite hot in a posh Tory boy kind of way.

My work is so quiet and everything I touch turns to errors. I think I might sack this off and clean the laaange.

 

[Kate]

I see the cunt likes a Tory pretty boy or two of his own these days.

https://www.pressgazette.co.uk/guid...tchet-up-video-output-on-political-blog-site/

 

[dmlaw]

The fox has been removed by the council YAY!

An hour later they emailed to confirm that they did not 'remove dead animals from private property'. Idiots.

You should be careful. If they realise that they removed it when they shouldn't have, they might put it back.

 

[Kate]

Kratz always swore nothing actually happened. I wonder if he's still a Tory. Anyone in touch with him? I can only remember Moonbaby being his BFF.

 

[Kate]

AHA I spy him on Facebook with 9 mutual friends!

 

[Rita]

I see the cunt likes a Tory pretty boy or two of his own these days.

https://www.pressgazette.co.uk/guid...tchet-up-video-output-on-political-blog-site/

Which one is Kratz?

 

[big ron]

Maybe it was my good looks that inspired his email

 

[Kate]

Which one is Kratz?

Neither! Just Guido being a hypocrite.

 

[Rita]

I don’t think he is the middle one but after lockdown WHO KNOWS?

 

[Star]

Today's task is to make a car from an Amazon box. WATCH THIS SPACE.

I've already cut the wrong bit and am having to super glue, which has gone all over my fingers.

Here we go;

 

[SDF]

Oh I did enjoy the Kratz SCANDAL

Did we not have to go in to LOCKDOWN back then as well?

 

[Lucille]

My airline is making it as LABORIOUS as possible to get my money back. I requested a refund 3 weeks ago. They said they would give me a refund 1 week ago and today I have received a TRAVEL VOUCHER. Now this can be redeemed for a bank transfer, which I have requested, however this could take up to THIRTY days. Meanwhile I'm being refunded in the local currency (Brazillian Real) which over the past month has crashed, so the actual amount of money I'm getting back is a lot less than what I paid.

 

[Mats]

AHA I spy him on Facebook with 9 mutual friends!

I think he removed me

 

[Shirley]

Isn't spam getting weird?

Hello Dear Gale,

Are you ready?
abutted access acapulco
I wish so.

Xoxo,
Courtney

No dodgy attachment, CCed to an alias of my work email address

 

[octophone]

Oh I did enjoy the Kratz SCANDAL

Did we not have to go in to LOCKDOWN back then as well?

We did.

 

[Beverley]

My airline is making it as LABORIOUS as possible to get my money back. I requested a refund 3 weeks ago. They said they would give me a refund 1 week ago and today I have received a TRAVEL VOUCHER. Now this can be redeemed for a bank transfer, which I have requested, however this could take up to THIRTY days. Meanwhile I'm being refunded in the local currency (Brazillian Real) which over the past month has crashed, so the actual amount of money I'm getting back is a lot less than what I paid.

You were WARNED