Eurovision Rewatch Tallinn 2002 (BST 20:00 15/04)

[OutSynk]

Croatia was terrible but Russia was great? Seriously FUCK OFF with these scores.

 

[ButterTart]

10 Cyprus
10 UK
03 Austria
05 Greece
08 Spain
06 Croatia
10 Russia

 

[D5K]

OMG such a ripoff of Nanana

 

[Tisch]

Omg Is this Estonian entry the 'stupid fucking bitch from Schweeden'?

 

[lolly]

I'm really missing a nice crisp hem this year.

 

[Soldi]

Ooh I like THIS ONE

 

[octophone]

She looks like she saved her outfit from a house fire.

 

[Suomi]

Sahlene was one of my first pop star obsessions, I played the album this came from TO DEATH. One of my favourite Eurovision songs and performances this

 

[Dark Carnival]

Best so far, but that's not saying much really.

 

[Penelope]

Fun fact: Terry Wogan is dead and Sahlene is ALIVE

 

[OutSynk]

I BELIEVE I CAN FLY

 

[ButterTart]

Did Terry say that there was a spiteful fairy in this postcard? I'm astonished that he managed to narrow it down to just one.

I wanted to make a joke about that but I didn't want to get a warning.

 

[Alla]

Tens, tens across the board.

 

[Madison]

This is easily in my top four so far.

 

[Penelope]

Sahlene was one of my first pop star obsessions, I played the album this came from TO DEATH. One of my favourite Eurovision songs and performances this

It's the sound of hope. Barack Obama used to play this every morning before he launched a drone strike

 

[lolly]

this is fucking insipid

 

[Dark Carnival]

Key change!

 

[VoR]

Inevitably, I own two albums by this lady.

One of them is very good.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This is quite MEH I'm afraid.

 

[ButterTart]

She looks like she saved her outfit from a house fire.

She had to tear it from her screaming mother who was trapped under timbers, but at least she had it dry cleaned.

 

[Alla]

I just remembered she entered years later in Melodifestivalen, without luck. I might include it in Alla's Estravanganza Special.

 

[Soldi]

DOUZE POINT!

 

[octophone]

Key change!

Oi. It's...

SHIT KEY CHANGE

DRINK.

Get it right.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

06 Cyprus
07 UK
04 Austria
06 Greece
09 Spain
03 Croatia
08 Russia
04 Estonia

 

[lolly]

06 Cyprus
05 United Kingdom
04 Austria
08 Greece
06 Spain
07 Croatia
03 Russia
06 Estonia

 

[Penelope]

Sahlene later went on to mother Michael Rice. She's been on career break for the last year having reconstructive vaginal surgery

 

[ButterTart]

10 Cyprus
10 UK
03 Austria
05 Greece
08 Spain
06 Croatia
10 Russia
08 Estonia

 

[Soldi]

06 Cyprus
09 UK
02 Austria
00 Greece
11 Spain
06 Croatia
07 Russia
11 Estonia

 

[dmlaw]

Inevitably, I own two albums by this lady.

One of them is very good.

It was the second one that you bought, wasn't it?

 

[Penelope]

08 Cyprus
09 United Kingdom
00 Austria
12/-1 Greece
08 Spain
05 Croatia
10 Russia
10 Estonia

 

[Alla]

07 Cyprus
09 United Kingdom
03 Austria
03 Greece
07 España
09 Croatia
02 Russia
10 Estonia

 

[Dark Carnival]

04 Cyprus
04 United Kingdom
?? Austria (power cut)
01 Greece
03 Spain
04 Croatia
03 Russia
04 Estonia

 

[Dark Carnival]

Not a single entry above 4!

 

[Soldi]

04 Cyprus
04 United Kingdom
?? Austria (power cut)
01 Greece
03 Spain
04 Croatia
03 Russia
04 Estonia

Fuck off only FOUR to ESTONIA, you silly girl!

 

[Penelope]

VoR ALERT

 

[Lucille]

I wanted to make a joke about that but I didn't want to get a warning.

It’s fine if the joke WORKS, unlike a certain someone’s....




HEART.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

DEMURE

 

[Dark Carnival]

Fuck off only FOUR to ESTONIA, you silly girl!

A bit meh really

 

[Suomi]

The magic of Runaway is that it GIVES US ITS ALL

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh I like where this is going!