Eurovision Rewatch Tallinn 2002 (BST 20:00 15/04)

[Alla]

Light a candle is too cheese for me.

 

[Tisch]

Kate Garraway?

SO MUCH

 

[Suomi]

My dad during this show in 2002: Finally an actual song!

That comment has always stuck in my mind as baffling, particularly as the first album I remember him hammering was the Real McCoy’s Another Night LP

 

[Penelope]

WAVING A LIGHTER AS WE SPEAK!

 

[OutSynk]

I used to really like this but it sounds AWFUL now.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

SACCHARINE DROSS

DOUZE

 

[Penelope]

OMG OMG OMG IT JUST DOES EVERYTHING YOU WANT IT TO

 

[dmlaw]

This song is advice to the inhabitants of the Gasa Strip on what you should do if an occupier has cut off your electricity again.

 

[Madison]

She's candle mad this one.

 

[Soldi]

Loving this PROPAGANDA

 

[D5K]

1000 candles vs 1000000 voices

 

[Penelope]

COMMITTING LOW LEVEL ARSON AS WE SPEAK

 

[lolly]

So many of them are dreadful compared to the studio versions this year

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This song is advice to the inhabitants of the Gasa Strip on what you should do if an occupier has cut off your electricity again.

Can we discuss Palestine please?

 

[Soldi]

Setting myself ON FIRE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

06 Cyprus
07 UK
04 Austria
06 Greece
09 Spain
03 Croatia
08 Russia
04 Estonia
08 Macedonia
09 Israel

 

[Penelope]

Come on SING ALONG LADIES, YOU KNOW THE WORDS!

 

[Soldi]

06 Cyprus
09 UK
02 Austria
00 Greece
11 Spain
06 Croatia
07 Russia
11 Estonia
06 Macedonia
04 Israel

 

[Lucille]

If only they were as good at hitting NOTES as they are PALESTINIAN CHILDREN.

 

[Alla]

07 Cyprus
09 United Kingdom
03 Austria
03 Greece
07 España
09 Croatia
02 Russia
10 Estonia
05 Macedonia
05 Israel

 

[Penelope]

08 Cyprus
09 United Kingdom
00 Austria
12/-1 Greece
08 Spain
05 Croatia
10 Russia
10 Estonia
08 Macedonia
12 Israel

 

[Alla]

I'm eating a banana

 

[lolly]

06 Cyprus
05 United Kingdom
04 Austria
08 Greece
06 Spain
07 Croatia
03 Russia
06 Estonia
07 Macedonia
07 Israel

 

[Dark Carnival]

What a weird FACE

 

[D5K]

Fucking hell its linda Bengtzing

 

[Lucille]

I'm eating a banana

Im eating POISON!

 

[lolly]

She's immediately quite hateful

 

[Suomi]

This Swiss song is INSUFFERABLE! The number of singers with flicky hair at the back is extraordinary

 

[octophone]

I'm sure with a bit of effort, they could have found that wig one size down.

 

[Penelope]

Linda Bengtzing I can see exactly what you're doing

 

[AGinAg (37)]

MAJESTIC!

4.

 

[Tisch]

OUCH AT THE NOX

 

[OutSynk]

So LOUD.

 

[Penelope]

Fucking hell its linda Bengtzing

I KNEW IT!

 

[Alla]

 

[dmlaw]

I see the Swiss have decided to attempt to replicate their success with Celine Dion by entering an uglier version with a worse voice.

 

[Soldi]

Oh CHANGE THE RECORD SWITZERLAND

 

[Lucille]

OUCH AT THE NOX

ITS REALLY THE YEAR OF NOX.

 

[Tisch]

Wearing literally the same outfit as Halle Berry at the Oscars as well. Who ARE you bitch

 

[OutSynk]

I want SAGAPO back.