Eurovision Rewatch Tallinn 2002 (BST 20:00 15/04)

[win_the_game]

Francine is a German schlager star these days.

 

[VoR]

How unfortunate for Isreal and Switzerland to be drawn back to back with the exact same song...

 

[Soldi]

I see the Swiss have decided to attempt to replicate their success with Celine Dion by entering an uglier version with a worse voice.

Which is what they did NEAR ENOUGH every year, lazy bastards

 

[Tisch]

ITS REALLY THE YEAR OF NOX.

OUR GARLICK is seriously the best vocals so far

 

[Suomi]

She's immediately quite hateful

you can tell this is just a hobby for her as her fiancé James brings home the real dollar at CREDIT SUISSE

 

[Penelope]

I know she got a lot better when she started doing Melodifestivalen but at this point I do think she should probably die

 

[Alla]

Im eating POISON!

I wonder what Poison Penny is eating

 

[AGinAg (37)]

06 Cyprus
07 UK
04 Austria
06 Greece
09 Spain
03 Croatia
08 Russia
04 Estonia
08 Macedonia
09 Israel
04 Switzerland

 

[Dark Carnival]

Not so NEUTRAL from Switzerland she's effectively attacking my ears.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I wonder what Poison Penny is eating

KET

 

[Alla]

07 Cyprus
09 United Kingdom
03 Austria
03 Greece
07 España
09 Croatia
02 Russia
10 Estonia
05 Macedonia
05 Israel
04 La Suisse

 

[win_the_game]

.

 

[lolly]

I wish she'd fucking shut up

 

[Soldi]

06 Cyprus
09 UK
02 Austria
00 Greece
11 Spain
06 Croatia
07 Russia
11 Estonia
06 Macedonia
04 Israel
02 Switzerland

 

[Tisch]

I've had to MUTE THIS

 

[Lucille]

OUR GARLICK is seriously the best vocals so far

AGOG.

 

[Soldi]

I wish she'd fucking shut up

I know I hate Terry too

 

[octophone]

That was absolute fucking bollocks.

 

[Suomi]

I can not believe this is from the same country that gave us Gunvor - Lass Ihn

 

[Penelope]

you can tell this is just a hobby for her as her fiancé James brings home the real dollar at CREDIT SUISSE

Oh so we're NOT ALLOWED to say anything when it's Mrs Suomi but Linda Bengtzing is fair game?

 

[Alla]

KET

That brings me terrible memories

 

[lolly]

06 Cyprus
05 United Kingdom
04 Austria
08 Greece
06 Spain
07 Croatia
03 Russia
06 Estonia
07 Macedonia
06 Israel
03 Switzerland

 

[Tisch]

Any good ones coming up? I'm getting BORED

 

[Suomi]

Omfg @Penelope its time for your adlibs!

 

[Alla]

Oh Afro-Dite

 

[Lucille]

Surely Sweden will DELIVER. I’ve got a rope and painkillers at the ready.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I hope Switzerland did get [REDACTED] in a park.

 

[Alla]

Wogan DO SHUT UP!

 

[dmlaw]

Is that the Russian Grannies in the postcard?

 

[Tisch]

Oh now THIS precursor to the Pussycat Dolls is MORE LIKE IT

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Erm...

 

[Lucille]

Oh Afro-Dite

 

[Penelope]

OMG OMG OMG OMG

WE'LL be SHAYYYYYYY-KEN!

 

[octophone]

Oh I can't take any more. This was not one for the amateurs.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Ropey vocals, but it POPS.

 

[Soldi]

 

[Suomi]

Never Let It Go is one of the greatest songs I’ve ever heard in my life

 

[Tisch]

It's JAVINE ladies and gentlemen! Getting in her practice for OH FIVE

 

[Soldi]

Oh I can't take any more. This was not one for the amateurs.

It’s not one for the EUROLOONS EITHER

 

[Penelope]

I LITERALLY HAVEN'T DRUNK ENOUGH YET FOR THIS but I can say that 10 year old Penny was fucking LIVING at this point