Eurovision Rewatch Tallinn 2002 (BST 20:00 15/04) (1 Viewer)

[ButterTart]

It sounded like the backing singers said 'so come on and lick my dick'.

*Mei Finegold furiously takes notes*

 

[Dark Carnival]

I CAN'T BELIEVE WE SKIPPED 1997 FOR THIS!

I don't know anything about 1997 but I'll AGREE ANYWAY.

 

[Alla]

07 Cyprus
09 United Kingdom
03 Austria
03 Greece
07 España
09 Croatia
02 Russia
10 Estonia
05 Macedonia
05 Israel
04 La Suisse
10 Sweden
07 Finland
02 Denmark
06 Bosnia-H
00 Belgium OH FUCK OFF, SISTA

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This is like accidentally wanking over scat porn. ALL OF IT.

 

[lolly]

I CAN'T BELIEVE WE SKIPPED 1997 FOR THIS!

I can't believe I skipped nearly three hours of giving my cock paper cuts for this

 

[Tisch]

Kath Day-Knight at least had a good time during that cos I sure did NOT

 

[Penelope]

WORSE THAN COT DEATH

08 Cyprus
09 United Kingdom
00 Austria
12/-1 Greece
08 Spain
05 Croatia
10 Russia
10 Estonia
08 Macedonia
12 Israel
02 Switzerland
10 Sweden
-- Finland
09 Denmark
03 Bosnia
-1 Belgium

 

[AGinAg (37)]

06 Cyprus
07 UK
04 Austria
06 Greece
09 Spain
03 Croatia
08 Russia
04 Estonia
08 Macedonia
09 Israel
04 Switzerland
09 Sweden
08 Finland
07 Denmark
05 Bosnia
-1 Belgium

 

[lolly]

06 Cyprus
05 United Kingdom
04 Austria
08 Greece
06 Spain
07 Croatia
03 Russia
06 Estonia
07 Macedonia
06 Israel
03 Switzerland
06 Sweden
07 Finland
03 Denmark
07 Bosnia and Herzegovina
02 Belgium

 

[D5K]

France! I love this one. Or I think I do, god knows about the performance.

 

[Suomi]

Omg France is one of my FAVOURITES ever

 

[Lucille]

A moody french temptress. THANK GOD.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Looking for cactus to SHOVE UP MY ARSE instead of watching this

 

[Soldi]

06 Cyprus
09 UK
02 Austria
00 Greece
11 Spain
06 Croatia
07 Russia
11 Estonia
06 Macedonia
04 Israel
02 Switzerland
10 Sweden
07 Finland
08 Denmark
07 Bosnia
00 Belgium

 

[Tisch]

"Sandrine François" sounds like a made up name for someone whos pretending to be french.

 

[Suomi]

The four minute version is GLORIOUS but I will take any version

 

[Penelope]

You know I've just never trusted Sandrine François

 

[Dark Carnival]

Allez là Céline!

 

[D5K]

I remember this contest being in the middle of studying for my French A Levels and translating the lyrics.

Mr Gandhi is dead indeed.

 

[Mats]

come thru, "Celine"

 

[Lucille]

You know I've just never trusted Sandrine François

Is it because her HEAD is too large for her BODY?!?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Well at least France are reliable.

 

[Tisch]

100% a Lara Fabian reject this. It even has her songwriter

 

[Penelope]

Celine Dion I can see exactly what you're doing but it's okay I won't tell anyone

 

[ButterTart]

This really went up the shitter after those misleadingly good first few songs. It's like getting a cake with really delicious icing and then finding out the sponge is made out of piss and Ann Widdecombe's tits.

 

[dmlaw]

I think France might be saving us all.

 

[Madison]

Mr Gandhi is dead indeed.

Will he be dead for a long time?

 

[win_the_game]

You know I've just never trusted Sandrine François

She looks the type that would vote FRONT NATIONAL

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm so glad I went out with the girls from TopShop back in 2002 instead of watching this.

 

[D5K]

This is the best of all of their entries from the early 00s

 

[Penelope]

God this is actually a BLESSED FUCKING RELIEF after that run of HORROR

 

[Soldi]

FUCKING HELL YES FRANCE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

06 Cyprus
07 UK
04 Austria
06 Greece
09 Spain
03 Croatia
08 Russia
04 Estonia
08 Macedonia
09 Israel
04 Switzerland
09 Sweden
08 Finland
07 Denmark
05 Bosnia
-1 Belgium
08 France

 

[Tisch]

Felicity Huffman out of jail JUST FOR TONIGHT

 

[OutSynk]

That middle 8

 

[Lucille]

You know it’s a horrid year when the UK place so highly.

 

[Dark Carnival]

De rien

 

[Soldi]

06 Cyprus
09 UK
02 Austria
00 Greece
11 Spain
06 Croatia
07 Russia
11 Estonia
06 Macedonia
04 Israel
02 Switzerland
10 Sweden
07 Finland
08 Denmark
07 Bosnia
00 Belgium
12 France

 

[Penelope]

OMG SANDRINE FRANÇOIS IS GOING TO WIN EUROVISION

 

[ButterTart]

I think France might be saving us all.

I know, I slagged the year off and then up pops a genuinely good song. She really does like she's hosting the pan-European chin appreciation festival, though.