Eurovision Rewatch Tallinn 2002 (BST 20:00 15/04)

[lolly]

06 Cyprus
05 United Kingdom
04 Austria
08 Greece
06 Spain
07 Croatia
03 Russia
06 Estonia
07 Macedonia
06 Israel
03 Switzerland
06 Sweden
07 Finland
03 Denmark
07 Bosnia and Herzegovina
02 Belgium
09 France

 

[Lucille]

Felicity Huffman out of jail JUST FOR TONIGHT

PUT HER BACK!

 

[Suomi]

EST DE MILLIONS DE VOIX
ECRIS AVEC MOIIIII

 

[Penelope]

08 Cyprus
09 United Kingdom
00 Austria
12/-1 Greece
08 Spain
05 Croatia
10 Russia
10 Estonia
08 Macedonia
12 Israel
02 Switzerland
10 Sweden
-- Finland
09 Denmark
03 Bosnia
-1 Belgium
10 France

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG GERMANY @VoR GET IN HERE

 

[Lucille]

I’ll be turning a BLIND EYE to any offensive jokes about Germany.

 

[D5K]

I love this one too, what a song pairing.

 

[win_the_game]

Germany was the FAVOURITE??

 

[Tisch]

I assumed Germany was good for a LOO BREAK but apparently not.

 

[Madison]

Wogan didn't mention her blindness at all, did he?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh look it's another LESBIAN for Germany

 

[dmlaw]

I know, I slagged the year off and then up pops a genuinely good song. She really does like she's hosting the pan-European chin appreciation festival, though.

Tits rate for tonight may be almost as challenging as, well, rating the songs.

 

[Penelope]

Corinna May later joined ISIS.

 

[D5K]

Cowboy hat girl in the background clearly thinks this is her big break

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Nice eyes, shame she can't use them.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I LOVE HER

 

[Lucille]

I’ve never seen FINGER-OGRAPHY!

 

[OutSynk]

"Watch this choreography"

 

[Penelope]

This is LITERALLY @VoR AT EUROVISION

 

[Penelope]

The LIGHT BOPPING AT THE FRONT

 

[Mats]

does she have to pee or something?

 

[win_the_game]

The enthusiastic one with the trilby is a JOY.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

ELEVEN

 

[Lucille]

How is she out of tune, aren’t her other senses meant to be HEIGHTENED.

 

[D5K]

The LIGHT BOPPING AT THE FRONT

How the hell did they think that was a good idea?!

 

[Soldi]

The THREE people enjoying it at the front. FAVOURITE MY ARSE

 

[win_the_game]

How is she out of tune, aren’t her other senses meant to be HEIGHTENED.

She just gets WORSE and WORSE.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I don't want to make fun of her, but does she have motor skill problems?

 

[Tisch]

WHERES THE KEY

 

[Lucille]

Oh god fuck it im giving this a ten.

 

[Suomi]

This is like something outta 1976

 

[ButterTart]

There's a touch of Su Pollard about her. I quite like the foxy Fame Academy contestants flanking her.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I don't want to make fun of her, but does she have motor skill problems?

Yeah she can't drive.

 

[win_the_game]

DOUZE POINTS VoR

 

[lolly]

This really could be any mark at all

 

[Tisch]

How is she out of tune, aren’t her other senses meant to be HEIGHTENED.

Stop making genuinely HILARIOUS and guilt tripping posts. I don't know HOW to react.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

06 Cyprus
07 UK
04 Austria
06 Greece
09 Spain
03 Croatia
08 Russia
04 Estonia
08 Macedonia
09 Israel
04 Switzerland
09 Sweden
08 Finland
07 Denmark
05 Bosnia
-1 Belgium
08 France
10 Germany

 

[Soldi]

06 Cyprus
09 UK
02 Austria
00 Greece
11 Spain
06 Croatia
07 Russia
11 Estonia
06 Macedonia
04 Israel
02 Switzerland
10 Sweden
07 Finland
08 Denmark
07 Bosnia
00 Belgium
12 France
03 Germany

 

[Penelope]

Gives me HOPE when I'm a-CRYIN
I believe without it I WOULD DIEEEEEEEEEEE!

! ! ! ! !

08 Cyprus
09 United Kingdom
00 Austria
12/-1 Greece
08 Spain
05 Croatia
10 Russia
10 Estonia
08 Macedonia
12 Israel
02 Switzerland
10 Sweden
-- Finland
09 Denmark
03 Bosnia
-1 Belgium
10 France
12 Germany

 

[VoR]

I'm genuinely in tears

EVERY TIME

 

[lolly]

06 Cyprus
05 United Kingdom
04 Austria
08 Greece
06 Spain
07 Croatia
03 Russia
06 Estonia
07 Macedonia
06 Israel
03 Switzerland
06 Sweden
07 Finland
03 Denmark
07 Bosnia and Herzegovina
02 Belgium
09 France
05 Germany