EUROVISION REWATCH: ISTANBUL 2004 (10:45 BST)

[Dark Carnival]

Are we on Norway yet? ENJOYING THIS

20:35

 

[Tisch]

And now Norway is an actual confirmed TAKER OF DICK.

I'm okay with this. He seems from the COB and ZU school of chUnkiness which I'm ALL FOR.

 

[Soldi]

Knut Anders Sørum is now 44.

I may be drunk but I’d say he looks a bit like our @ButterTart

 

[Tisch]

20:35

I don't get these codes

 

[Penelope]

I quite like the French entry up next this year but RECOGNISE that it probably won't be GROUP FAVOURITE

 

[Dark Carnival]

i think our Bev mentioned a penchant for the French entry this year

What's Lucille's favourite entry from 1985?

 

[Penelope]

I don't get these codes

20m35s

 

[Dark Carnival]

I don't get these codes

OMG I GIVE UP

 

[Tisch]

I don't get these codes

OH it's very obviously times. NEVER MIND. *I am most smartest*

 

[Suomi]

“High” was a Melfest reject

 

[ButterTart]

I may be drunk but I’d say he looks a bit like our @ButterTart

He has my hair, I'll give him that.

 

[Penelope]

"I think they'll do better than nul points this year"

WELL

 

[Tisch]

No no everyone shush. I got it all the time, I was just JOKING

 

[Suomi]

I quite like the French entry up next this year but RECOGNISE that it probably won't be GROUP FAVOURITE

MOI AUSSI

 

[Soldi]

"I think they'll do better than nul points this year"

WELL

Wait did they get 0?!

 

[Penelope]

“High” was a Melfest reject

I think Kalle Johansson could've taken it to AC

 

[Tisch]

I'd f

I may be drunk but I’d say he looks a bit like our @ButterTart

I'd go there

WRONG POST.

Right I'm taking a breather (and a top up) and I'll brb

 

[Penelope]

I got taken the piss out of by my French teacher for singing this in class

 

[Dark Carnival]

I WOULD

 

[Penelope]

OMG I NEVER KNEW MARIE-LINE WAS THE BACKING DANCER ON THIS

 

[Soldi]

I got taken the piss out of by my French teacher for singing this in class

Well she’s a CUNT, give us a rendition NOW

 

[Penelope]

I WOULD

TOTALLY WHAT A QUEEN!

 

[Soldi]

I WOULD

(I would also)

 

[Lucille]

I love the mullet! He looks like El DaBarge!!!

 

[Beverley]

Are we on ZELKO YET

 

[Zu]

the COB and ZU school of chinkiness

! You might want to change a vowel there

 

[Penelope]

Are we on ZELKO YET

UP NEXT

 

[Lucille]

TOTALLY WHAT A QUEEN!

YASSSS BITCH

 

[Beverley]

I'll press play then!

 

[Dark Carnival]

I love the mullet! He looks like El DaBarge!!!

 

[Penelope]

07 Spain
03 Austria
02 Norway
08 France

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'll press play then!

YAS KWEEN

 

[Tisch]

I WOULD

Oh HI

 

[Soldi]

08 Spain
02 Austria
05 Norway
05 France

 

[Dark Carnival]

Serbia AND Montenegro? HOW BIZARRE

 

[Tisch]

! You might want to change a vowel there

OMFG.

Well I'm glad we know where to draw the line
.. no I'll change it

 

[Penelope]

God this really was a STATEMENT DEBUT by Serbia (& Montenegro)

 

[Beverley]

Poor Zelks has never been a looker, has she?

 

[Suomi]

I got taken the piss out of by my French teacher for singing this in class

Et moi aussi when i answered my French oral exam with as many lines from Chacun Pense a Soi as I could

 

[Penelope]

Did Terry just say this was written by BIRGITTA HAUKDAL?!