EUROVISION REWATCH: ISTANBUL 2004 (10:45 BST)

[Dark Carnival]

Yes Wogan it's a DANCE contest FUCK OFF!

 

[Lucille]

Ukraine slaying my hole and existence as to be EXPECTED.

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Lucille]

This is 200x better than anything from 2002.

 

[Penelope]

12 year old Penny actually wandered around agog the next morning thinking "wow, I now live in a world where Ukraine have won the Eurovision Song Contest"

 

[Tisch]

This is probably my most played Eurovision song evah.

Or it's second to Dancing Lasha Tumbai.

 

[VoR]

My favourite thing about Albania was the fact that they got all excited when they qualified and splashed out on a full makeover for Anjeza, inadvertently transforming her from PEASANT to WHORE.

 

[Beverley]

Never really noticed the Moldovan horns in the background

I really do love slutty Ruslana

 

[Soldi]

This is 200x better than anything from 2002.

Even the WORST SONGS so far would still be UP THERE

 

[Tisch]

12 year old Penny actually wandered around agog the next morning thinking "wow, I now live in a world where Ukraine have won the Eurovision Song Contest"

ME TOO! (but older and more haggered)

 

[Lucille]

12 year old Penny actually wandered around agog the next morning thinking "wow, I now live in a world where Ukraine have won the Eurovision Song Contest"

Did this WIN. Yassss

 

[Penelope]

God this is SO MUCH FUN

 

[Tisch]

Did this WIN. Yassss

Spoilers

 

[Penelope]

DYKEY TANTSI

 

[Dark Carnival]

Go! Go! Go!

 

[Penelope]

I'm WILD MINCIIIING!

 

[Beverley]

Was 2002 really shit then?

 

[Soldi]

Oh FUCK OFF TERRY

 

[Soldi]

Was 2002 really shit then?

It was a WAR CRIME

 

[Lucille]

This is RESPLENDENT

 

[Soldi]

100000000 UKRAINE

 

[Dark Carnival]

Was 2002 really shit then?

AWFUL!!!

 

[Dark Carnival]

You are the only one? SERGEY???

 

[Beverley]

I'm gonna let this Croatian have me, I think

 

[Soldi]

You are the only one? SERGEY???

Nowhere NEAR AS GOOD

 

[ButterTart]

Vocals much better tonight. Something was wrong in that Estonia studio

Yes, the singers.

 

[Suomi]

Was 2002 really shit then?

It was very unforgiving to those who hadn’t already made some emotional connection to aspects of it

 

[Tisch]

This poor dreary Ballard following RUSLANA. Bye bitch!

 

[Beverley]

This is very lovely

 

[Penelope]

OMG I LOVE this basic Balkan nonsense


07 Spain
03 Austria
02 Norway
08 France
10 Serbia & Montenegro
08 Malta
00 Netherlands
00 Germany
10 Albania
10 Ukraine

 

[win_the_game]

I'm gonna let this Croatian have me, I think

With a decent haircut I would.

 

[Soldi]

@Beverley wheres is your DRUNK SELFIE?

 

[Dark Carnival]

WINE REFILL

 

[Suomi]

I quite fancied this Croatian guy

 

[Dark Carnival]

This no SERGEY BYE

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh she's bringing a bit of drama! I'll stay for a bit

 

[Penelope]

You can draw a straight line from this to Michał Szpak - Color of Your Life, and naturally I love both

 

[Lucille]

I’m not even against this sultry Croatian bottom. Still > anything from 2002.

 

[Beverley]

It was very unforgiving to those who hadn’t already made some emotional connection to aspects of it

Did VOR suggest it? I think the listings need my PRIOR APPROVAL

 

[Tisch]

How has MF won the poll btw?